Spoiler: Backstory Chris has fantasized having psychic powers for a long time, dating back to 2005 at the absolute latest. In Sonichu 4 we see Chris and Crystal have all the powers of the Chaotic Combo, they can activate specific powers by thinking of the Sonichu that has that power, they don’t even need to be in their Sonichu forms to do this. Something I find interesting is Crystal is the one who shows off Magi-Chan’s powers, Chris uses Angelica and Wild’s. In Sonichu 10 Chris uses Magi-Chan’s ability to break all of Mao’s bones and implodes his heart. Let’s move ahead a few years The year is 2016 and Chris has discovered a Youtube channel called Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis Wizard Binaural Beats, which is a super boring channel that plays shitty experimental noise music for hours at a time. Their claim is if you listen to their music you will be hypnotized to the point of having physical changes. It ranges from losing weight, to changing your eye color and gender. Normal people are like “ok that clearly doesn’t work,” but Chris isn’t a normal person. Chris became a regular viewer and listened to a bunch of videos, including how to cure autism, how to lose weight, and how to do a full biological sex change. The one we’re looking at is gaining telekinesis, the ability to move things mentally instead of physically. Chris is undoubtably thrilled, as the dream of actually having psychic powers can now be a reality. Naturally, Chris begins the trainings. Chris claimed to then-crush Doopie that she could now fold paper with her mind and would soon be able to fly (no recorded events of humans flying on their own exist at the time of this writing). It’s these psychic powers that make Chris believe she is the goddess of the dimensional merge. PROFESSOR PIBOT’S FUNTIME HOME LEARNING EXPERIMENT 1.) Find any small object (Ex. Spoon, Juul, small toy) 2.) Balance it on one finger 3.) Keeping your hand completely still, think about the object falling off your finger. YOUR HAND MIGHT BEGIN TO SHAKE, that is normal, it means your brain is taking control or something. 4.) The object will eventually fall off your finger. Congratulations, you have psychic powers, we’ll move to flying next week.