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05/04/17 Chris's Destiny

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by catparty, May 4, 2017.

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  1. catparty

    catparty Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    catparty, May 4, 2017
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  2. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Chris will be stuck on Earth for at least another lifetime, then
     
    QuiltGuilt, May 4, 2017
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  3. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
     
    Uncle Frank, May 4, 2017
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  4. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    Those things are like fortune cookies to me; they something nice about my destiny, but they only come true if you work for it
     
    king kong... with wings?, May 4, 2017
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  5. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    How about setting your sights a bit lower? Like "my destiny is to restore my rapidly fading hairline."
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, May 4, 2017
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  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Chris probably believes that totally feasible destiny will just fall into his lap one day. Or at most, all he has to do is listen to binaural beats to make it happen.

    Just like the Basically Promised (by God AND The Bear) Sweetheart from the Ground-Up will totally just approach CWC out of the blue one day as he stuffs himself at McDonald's.
     
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    ToroidalBoat, May 4, 2017
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  7. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

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    If this is destiny, then I fear that a plague is going to kill off the entire population of women and the prettier guys.
     
    Someone In A Tree, May 4, 2017
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  8. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Well, I guess chris's lifelong goal is to become the Omega (wo)man.
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, May 4, 2017
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  9. Sad Ken

    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

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    A plague that'll somehow kill everyone outside of Chris' House, you mean.
     
    Sad Ken, May 4, 2017
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  10. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    I don't buy it.

    The website can't feel the cosmos after all and is thus an unreliable at best predictor.
     
    Very Honest Content, May 4, 2017
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  11. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Fixed it for you.
     
    Minimal Effort, May 4, 2017
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  12. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    So, he wants to be the only girl in the world?

     
    TheVoid, May 4, 2017
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  13. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    If he restores it the same way he "restored " his shirt, then that's going to be pretty damn horrifying.
     
    Craftaman Tractor, May 4, 2017
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  14. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    If it's as bad as the shirt, that will mean he stapled a cat pelt to his head.
     
    Hellblazer, May 4, 2017
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  15. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    I can feel the cosmos and believe me, no one will ever consider him sexy unless they need to butter him up for something.

    Also Chris's destiny is that he'll be in prison or section 8 housing after Barb dies and he will not get a sweetbolt this way or anyway, julaay hi alog.
     
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, May 4, 2017
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  16. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

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    The only way Christine can be the sexiest woman alive is if the plague from Y The Last Man happens but with the genders reversed.
     
    Baron_Aurr, May 4, 2017
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    Guaranteed, if he was the last person on Earth, someone would eventually find him appealing.

    Or, alternatively, it could be like that one scene in Robot Chicken, where the girl is given the option of either getting ripped apart by monsters, or having sex with an unattractive guy, and she has a hard time deciding.
     
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  18. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    You'd also have to wipe out most transexuals as, if Chris counts as a woman then so do they, and I'm sure there are lots of them more attractive than him.
     
    Craftaman Tractor, May 4, 2017
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  19. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

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    [comicbookgeekmodenengaged]
    Well the original plague from YTLM wiped out anyone with a Y chromosome, but you have a point.
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    Baron_Aurr, May 4, 2017
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  20. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    YamchasOnlyFan, May 4, 2017
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