It sounded like pure autism until I read about the Mary-Sues going against each other. You'll need to pit two autistic megapowers against each...
Chris is definitely a product of the public school system. He's the prime example of why pushing dumb kids through the educational system is a...
It's weird hearing JKH's voice. I always thought of him as a legend but hearing him makes him more... human.
You really hit the nail on the head. And we all know how Blarms ended.
The only thing he's changed on is his view on homosexuals. And even then, that's because he's signed statements that have said that he'd rather be...
The only way for Hillary to be president is for her to lead an armed insurrection against Trump. And she'll never be able to do that with coughing...
Chris sat in the auditorium because he knew there'd be a chance to get some china from the hipsters who had so effectively blurred the lines of...
What if Chris got hooked on meth?
This is just the calm before the storm. But when it hits, you'll know it.
Chris should have been born a millenial. His life would still be a trainwreck, but there's a chance that some hipster chick would screw him as a...
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