"Y'all should know me by dow, but if ya don't: may name is Chrishchen Wesson Shannler, da 'riginal creator of Chu Kidd, the Electric Pokémon...
What if Chris could actually draw?
What if that "trolling-stupid" was Chris from the future warning him not to [scream at the dean/take CADD/draw a picture of himself finger-banging...
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