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Birthday:: Jan 1, 1995 (Age: 29)

Kong

SCION OF LEGEND, 29

i'm pro se suing this gay ass website when i am a lawyer in a year and a half Nov 7, 2023

Kong was last seen:: Apr 18, 2024 at 12:11 PM

1. RetardBus
  Hey little cuz, I'm not sure if you should be throwing barrels at Italian construction workers, riding atop the backs of jungle critters, or scaling the Empire State building and angering the American government. Or maybe, you're a long way from home in a Chinese city state.
  
  All depends on the kind of Kong you are.
  
  Apr 1, 2024
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  2. Kong
    tbh i don't even remember why i used this as a username
    
    Apr 1, 2024
    
    ToroidalBoat and RetardBus like this.
2. Kong
  i'm pro se suing this gay ass website when i am a lawyer in a year and a half
  
  Nov 7, 2023
  1. RetardBus and Congratulations like this.
  2. Congratulations
    I'm going to find where you live
    
    Nov 9, 2023
    
    RetardBus likes this.
  3. Cyan
    @Glaive this sounds like your problem.
    
    Nov 12, 2023
    
    RetardBus likes this.
  4. RetardBus
    Go for it, Saul Goodman
    
    Mar 31, 2024
3. Congratulations
  Congratulations on getting rainbow text before @Member 72
  
  Sep 16, 2022
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  2. Kong
    no justice in this craven world
    
    Sep 16, 2022
    
    Galhox Ladyankles, Member 72 and Congratulations like this.
  3. Member 72
    Hey, I was just bringing up rainbow text for fun, I didn't actually request for one to begin with.
    
    Sep 16, 2022
    
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  4. Kong
    no more rainbow text. I got it and ruined it
    
    Sep 17, 2022
    
    Member 72 likes this.
4. ToroidalBoat
  rainbowtext get
  
  Sep 15, 2022
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  2. Kong
    https://c.tenor.com/YFH8r7l0IX0AAAAd/walter-white-falling.gif
    
    Sep 16, 2022
5. cumrobbery
  AHHH OOOOOEEUUE AAAUUUUEEE AAAOOOOEEUUU AAAAUUEEE UUAAAAOOEEE UAUAE
  
  Aug 27, 2022
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  2. ToroidalBoat
    https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1990/03/28
    
    Aug 27, 2022
    
    Kong and cumrobbery like this.
  3. Kong
    why is rubio so weird now..?
    
    Aug 31, 2022
    
    ToroidalBoat and cumrobbery like this.
6. One Too Many
  Dong
  
  May 3, 2022
  1. Congratulations, ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 and Kong like this.
  2. Kong
    set myself up for that one. guess i have to suck dick now.
    
    May 3, 2022
    
    Galhox Ladyankles, ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 and One Too Many like this.
  3. ToroidalBoat
    Expand Dong?
    
    May 4, 2022
    
    Kong, One Too Many and ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 like this.
  4. Congratulations
    Maximum dong
    
    May 5, 2022
    
    One Too Many, ToroidalBoat and Kong like this.
7. Kong
  7/30/2021 is our 9/11
  
  Jul 30, 2021
  1. RetardBus, Galhox Ladyankles, cumrobbery and 2 others like this.
  2. Galhox Ladyankles
    You're not supposed to get a boner over 9/11, Chris!
    
    Jul 31, 2021
    
    ToroidalBoat, cumrobbery and Kong like this.
8. Kong
  former dnc shill now sorry election is over
  
  Nov 27, 2020
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9. Kong
  literal dnc shill
  
  Apr 7, 2020
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10. Kong
  shit
  
  Dec 28, 2019
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11. king koi
  Owain sucks get chrommed on noob
  
  Sep 16, 2018
  1. cumrobbery and Kong like this.
  2. Kong
    Judging by the rate of Fire Emblem characters in Smash, Owain will be playable within a couple more.
    
    Sep 19, 2018
    
    cumrobbery likes this.
12. Kong
  monika did everything wrong
  
  May 28, 2018
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  3. Kong
    you're shiite
    
    May 30, 2018
    
    cumrobbery likes this.
  4. Uncle Frank
    no i'm a sunni
    
    May 30, 2018
    
    cumrobbery and Kong like this.
  5. Kong
    >2018
    >still not being an alawite
    fam...
    
    May 31, 2018
    
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13. Kong
  actually crying over stephen hawking's death
  
  Mar 13, 2018
  1. cumrobbery, Uncle Frank, TheVoid and 2 others like this.
  2. king koi
    Ok this sucks
    
    Mar 14, 2018
    
    cumrobbery and Kong like this.
  3. Uncle Frank
    He's gone to the great black hole in the sky now.
    
    Mar 14, 2018
    
    cumrobbery and Kong like this.
  4. ToroidalBoat
    I was kind of thinking he'd always be around, even though he didn't have much time left.
    
    Mar 14, 2018
    
    cumrobbery and Kong like this.
14. Kong
  #freesobek
  
  Feb 7, 2018
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  3. Deleted User 0007
    we've reached bronze age shitposting in 5 comments, not bad
    
    Feb 10, 2018
    
    cumrobbery and Kong like this.
  4. Kong
    why stop at bronze when you can go all the way to the neolithic
    
    Feb 11, 2018
    
    cumrobbery likes this.
  5. Kong
    i don't even remember who this sobek user was but I guess he deserved to be freed
    
    Aug 31, 2022
15. Kong
  fucking monikammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  
  Jan 10, 2018
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  3. Kong
    so you mean doki doki literature club
    
    Jan 11, 2018
    
    cumrobbery and Galhox Ladyankles like this.
  4. Galhox Ladyankles
    entirely what I meant
    
    Jan 11, 2018
    
    cumrobbery and Kong like this.
  5. Kong
    the dokis deserved better
    
    f
    
    Jan 11, 2018
    
    cumrobbery and Galhox Ladyankles like this.
16. Kong
  Just Monika my shit up
  
  Nov 23, 2017
  1. cumrobbery and ToroidalBoat like this.
  2. king koi
    Finally found you.
    
    Nov 23, 2017
    
    cumrobbery and Kong like this.
17. ToroidalBoat
  Who's that dude with the sunglasses?
  
  Looks like Kacey's father in Sonichu.
  
  Nov 7, 2017
  1. cumrobbery, Kong and Ms. Mowz like this.
  2. Kong
    Give Chris enough time to incorporate anime video games into his schizophrenic life and Kacey's father will be retconned into being Owain.
    
    Nov 10, 2017
    
    cumrobbery, Yuyuko Saigyouji and ToroidalBoat like this.
18. CWCki Jeff
  Hey! What's up?
  
  Sep 13, 2017
  1. cumrobbery and Kong like this.
  2. Kong
    I died and it sucks but besides that nothing much
    
    Sep 13, 2017
    
    cumrobbery, ToroidalBoat and CWCki Jeff like this.
19. Kong
  traps aren't gay
  
  Aug 20, 2017
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  3. Kong
    have to say no homo though
    
    Aug 20, 2017
    
    cumrobbery, CWCki Jeff and NAITCHA BAH like this.
  4. NAITCHA BAH
    I think two dudes can fuck each other and it not be gay as long as they don't make eye contact.
    
    Aug 20, 2017
    
    cumrobbery, CWCki Jeff and Kong like this.
  5. Kong
    I have a friend who didn't make contact but forgot to say no homo to the twink he was rearing and now he's dead.
    
    Aug 20, 2017
    
    cumrobbery and CWCki Jeff like this.
20. Kong
  Rivers in the Desert is a pretty good song. fuck chris
  
  Aug 9, 2017
  1. cumrobbery and CWCki Jeff like this.
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