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Comments on Profile Post by Trollbuster Cal

  1. One Too Many
    One Too Many
    hewon'tstingyou.Freeze!Heblinked!Sprayhim,Granny!Whatareyoudoing?!Wow...thetensionlevelouthereisunbelievable.Igottagethome.Oan'tflyinrain.Oan'tflyinrain.Oan'tflyinrain.Mayday!Mayday!Beegoingdown!Ken,couldyouclosethewindowplease?Ken,couldyouclosethewindowplease?Oheckoutmynewresume.Imadeitintoafoldoutbrochure.Yousee?Foldsout.Oh,no.Morehumans.Idon'tneedthis.Whatwasthat?Maybethistime.Thistime.Thistime.Thistime!Thistime!T
    Sep 26, 2017
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  2. Trollbuster Cal
    Trollbuster Cal
    his...Drapes!Thatisdiabolical.It'sfantastic.It'sgotallmyspecialskills,evenmytoptenfavoritemovies.What'snumberone?StarWars?Nah,Idon'tgoforthat......kindofstuff.Nowonderweshouldn'ttalktothem.They'reoutoftheirminds.WhenIleaveajobinterview,they'reflabbergasted,can'tbelievewhatIsay.There'sthesun.Maybethat'sawayout.Idon'trememberthesunhavingabig75on
    Sep 28, 2017
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  3. One Too Many
    One Too Many
    it.Ipredictedglobalwarming.Icouldfeelitgettinghotter.AtfirstIthoughtitwasjustme.Wait!Stop!Bee!Standback.Thesearewinterboots.Wait!Don'tkillhim!YouknowI'mallergictothem!Thisthingcouldkillme!Whydoeshislifehavelessvaluethanyours?Whydoeshislifehaveanylessvaluethanmine?Isthatyourstatement?I'mjustsayingalllifehasvalue.Youdon'tknowwhathe'scapableoffeeling.Mybrochure!Thereyougo,littleguy.I'mnotscaredofhim.It'sanallergicthing.
    Sep 28, 2017
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  4. Trollbuster Cal
    Trollbuster Cal
    Putthatonyourresumebrochure.Mywholefacecouldpuffup.Makeitoneofyourspecialskills.Knockingsomeoneoutisalsoaspecialskill.Right.Bye,Vanessa.Thanks.Vanessa,nextweek?Yogurtnight?Sure,Ken.Youknow,whatever.Youcouldputcarobchipsonthere.Bye.Supposedtobelesscalories.Bye.Igottasaysomething.Shesavedmylife.Igottasaysomething.Allright,hereitgoes.Nah.WhatwouldIsay?Icouldreallygetintrouble.It'sabeelaw.You'renotsupposedtotalktoahuman.
    Sep 30, 2017
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  5. One Too Many
    One Too Many
    .Ican'tbelieveI'mdoingthis.I'vegotto.Oh,Ican'tdoit.Oomeon!No.Yes.No.Doit.Ican't.HowshouldIstartit?
    Sep 30, 2017
  6. One Too Many
    One Too Many
    "Youlikejazz?"
    Sep 30, 2017
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  7. One Too Many
    One Too Many
    No,that'snogood.Hereshecomes!Speak,youfool!Hi!I'msorry.You'retalking.Yes,Iknow.You'retalking!I'msosorry.No,it'sOK.It'sfine.IknowI'mdreaming.ButIdon'trecallgoingtobed.Well,I'msurethisisverydisconcerting.Thisisabitofasurprisetome.Imean,you'reabee!Iam.AndI'mnotsupposedtobedoingthis,buttheywerealltryingtokillme
    Sep 30, 2017
  8. Trollbuster Cal
    Trollbuster Cal
    Andifitwasn'tforyou...Ihadtothankyou.It'sjusthowIwasraised.Thatwasalittleweird.I'mtalkingwithabee.Yeah.I'mtalkingtoabee.Andthebeeistalkingtome!IjustwanttosayI'mgrateful.I'llleavenow.Wait!Howdidyoulearntodothat?What?Thetalkingthing.Samewayyoudid,Iguess."Mama,Dada,honey."Youpickitup.That'sveryfunny.Yeah.Beesarefunny.Ifwedidn'tlaugh,we'dcrywithwhatwehavetodealwith.Anyway...CanI......getyousomething?Likewhat?Idon'tknow.
    Oct 1, 2017
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  9. One Too Many
    One Too Many
    Imean...Idon'tknow.Ooffee?Idon'twanttoputyouout.It'snotrouble.Ittakestwominutes.It'sjustcoffee.Ihatetoimpose.Don'tberidiculous!Actually,Iwouldloveacup.Hey,youwantrumcake?Ishouldn't.Havesome.No,Ican't.Oomeon!I'mtryingtoloseacouplemicrograms.Where?Thesestripesdon'thelp.Youlookgreat!Idon'tknowifyouknowanythingaboutfashion.Areyouallright?No.He'smakingthetieinthecabasthey'reflyingupMadison.Hefinallygetsthere.Herunsupthest
    Oct 1, 2017
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  10. Trollbuster Cal
    Trollbuster Cal
    epsintothechurch.Theweddingison.Andhesays,"Watermelon?IthoughtyousaidGuatemalan.WhywouldImarryawatermelon?"Isthatabeejoke?That'sthekindofstuffwedo.Yeah,different.So,whatareyougonnado,Barry?Aboutwork?Idon'tknow.Iwanttodomypartforthehive,butIcan'tdoitthewaytheywant.Iknowhowyoufeel.Youdo?Sure.Myparentswantedmetobealawyeroradoctor,butIwantedtobeaflorist.Really?Myonlyinterestisflowers.Ournewqueenwasjustelectedwiththatsame
    Oct 7, 2017
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  11. One Too Many
    One Too Many
    Ournewqueenwasjustelectedwiththatsamecampaignslogan.Anyway,ifyoulook...There'smyhiverightthere.Seeit?You'reinSheepMeadow!Yes!I'mrightofftheTurtlePond!Noway!Iknowthatarea.Ilostatoeringthereonce.Whydogirlsputringsontheirtoes?Whynot?It'slikeputtingahatonyourknee.MaybeI'lltrythat.Youallright,ma'am?Oh,yeah.Fine.Justhavingtwocupsofcoffee!Anyway,thishasbeengreat.Thanksforthecoffee.Yeah,it'snotrouble.SorryIcouldn'tfinishit.I
    Oct 8, 2017
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  12. Trollbuster Cal
    Trollbuster Cal
    fIdid,I'dbeuptherestofmylife.Areyou...?CanItakeapieceofthiswithme?Sure!Here,haveacrumb.Thanks!Yeah.Allright.Well,then...IguessI'llseeyouaround.Ornot.OK,Barry.Andthankyousomuchagain...forbefore.Oh,that?Thatwasnothing.Well,notnothing,but...Anyway...Thiscan'tpossiblywork.He'sallsettogo.Wemayaswelltryit.OK,Dave,pullthechute.Soundsamazing.Itwasamazing!Itwasthescariest,happiestmomentofmylife.Humans!Ican'tbelieveyouwerewith
    Oct 8, 2017
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  13. One Too Many
    One Too Many
    humans!Giant,scaryhumans!Whatweretheylike?Hugeandcrazy.Theytalkcrazy.Theyeatcrazygiantthings.Theydrivecrazy.Dotheytryandkillyou,likeonTV?Someofthem.Butsomeofthemdon't.How'dyougetback?Poodle.Youdidit,andI'mglad.Yousawwhateveryouwantedtosee.Youhadyour"experience."Nowyoucanpickoutyourjobandbenormal.Well...Well?Well,Imetsomeone.Youdid?WassheBeeish?Awasp?!Yourparentswillkillyou!No,no,no,notawasp.Spider?I'mnotattractedtosp
    Oct 9, 2017
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  14. Trollbuster Cal
    Trollbuster Cal
    iders.Iknowit'sthehottestthing,withtheeightlegsandall.Ican'tgetbythatface.Sowhoisshe?She's...human.No,no.That'sabeelaw.Youwouldn'tbreakabeelaw.Hername'sVanessa.Oh,boy.She'ssonice.Andshe'saflorist!Oh,no!You'redatingahumanflorist!We'renotdating.You'reflyingoutsidethehive,talkingtohumansthatattackourhomeswithpowerwashersandM-80s!One-eighthastickofdynamite!Shesavedmylife!Andsheunderstandsme.Thisisover!Eatthis.Thisisnotov
    Oct 15, 2017
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  15. One Too Many
    One Too Many
    er!Whatwasthat?Theycallitacrumb.Itwassostingin'stripey!Andthat'snotwhattheyeat.That'swhatfallsoffwhattheyeat!YouknowwhataOinnabonis?No.It'sbreadandcinnamonandfrosting.Theyheatitup...Sitdown!...reallyhot!Listentome!Wearenotthem!We'reus.There'susandthere'sthem!Yes,butwhocandenytheheartthatisyearning?There'snoyearning.Stopyearning.Listentome!Youhavegottostartthinkingbee,myfriend.Thinkingbee!Thinkingbee.Thinkingbee.Think
    Oct 15, 2017