Comments on Profile Post by Trollbuster Cal

Thatblewmymind!"What'sthedifference?"Howcanyousaythat?Onejobforever?That'saninsanechoicetohavetomake.I'mrelieved.Nowweonlyhavetomakeonedecisioninlife.But,Adam,howcouldtheyneverhavetoldusthat?Whywouldyouquestionanything?We'rebees.We'rethemostperfectlyfunctioningsocietyonEarth.Youeverthinkmaybethingsworkalittletoowellhere?Likewhat?Givemeoneexample.Idon'tknow.ButyouknowwhatI'mtalkingabout.Pleaseclearthegate.RoyalNectarF

orceonapproach.Waitasecond.Checkitout.Hey,thosearePollenJocks!Wow.I'veneverseenthemthisclose.Theyknowwhatit'slikeoutsidethehive.Yeah,butsomedon'tcomeback.Hey,Jocks!HiJocks!Youguysdidgreat!You'remonsters!You'reskyfreaks!Iloveit!Iloveit!Iwonderwheretheywere.Idon'tknow.Theirday'snotplanned.Outsidethehive,flyingwhoknowswhere,doingwhoknowswhat.Youcan'tjustdecidetobeaPollenJock.Youhavetobebredfor

that.Right.Look.That'smorepollenthanyouandIwillseeinalifetime.It'sjustastatussymbol.Beesmaketoomuchofit.Perhaps.Unlessyou'rewearingitandtheladiesseeyouwearingit.Thoseladies?Aren'ttheyourcousinstoo?Distant.Distant.Lookatthesetwo.OoupleofHiveHarrys.Let'shavefunwiththem.ItmustbedangerousbeingaPollenJock.Yeah.Onceabearpinnedmeagainstamushroom!Hehadapawonmythroat,andwiththeother,hewasslappingme!Oh,my!IneverthoughtI'dknock

himout.Whatwereyoudoingduringthis?Tryingtoalerttheauthorities.Icanautographthat.Alittlegustyouttheretoday,wasn'tit,comrades?Yeah.Gusty.We'rehittingasunflowerpatchsixmilesfromheretomorrow.Sixmiles,huh?Barry!Apuddlejumpforus,butmaybeyou'renotupforit.MaybeIam.Youarenot!We'regoing0900atJ-Gate.Whatdoyouthink,buzzy-boy?Areyoubeeenough?Imightbe.Italldependsonwhat0900means.Hey,

Honex!Dad,yousurprisedme.Youdecidewhatyou'reinterestedin?Well,there'salotofchoices.Butyouonlygetone.Doyouevergetboreddoingthesamejobeveryday?Son,letmetellyouaboutstirring.Yougrabthatstick,andyoujustmoveitaround,andyoustiritaround.Yougetyourselfintoarhythm.It'sabeautifulthing.Youknow,Dad,themoreIthinkaboutit,maybethehoneyfieldjustisn'trightforme.Youwerethinkingofwhat,makingballoonanimals?That'sabadjobforaguywithasting

er.Janet,yourson'snotsurehewantstogointohoney!Barry,youaresofunnysometimes.I'mnottryingtobefunny.You'renotfunny!You'regoingintohoney.Ourson,thestirrer!You'regonnabeastirrer!Noone'slisteningtome!WaittillyouseethesticksIhave.Icouldsayanythingrightnow.I'mgonnagetananttattoo!Let'sopensomehoneyandcelebrate!MaybeI'llpiercemythorax.Shavemyantennae.Shackupwithagrasshopper.Getagoldtoothandcalleverybody"dawg"!

I'msoproud.We'restartingworktoday!Today'stheday.Oomeon!Allthegoodjobswillbegone.Yeah,right.Pollencounting,stuntbee,pouring,stirrer,frontdesk,hairremoval...Isitstillavailable?Hangon.Twoleft!Oneofthem'syours!Oongratulations!Steptotheside.What'dyouget?Pickingcrudout.Stellar!Wow!Ooupleofnewbies?Yes,sir!Ourfirstday!Weareready!Makeyourchoice.Youwanttogofirst?No,yougo.Oh,my.What'savailable?Restroomattendant'sopen,notforther

easonyouthink.-AnychanceofgettingtheKrelman?Sure,you'reon.I'msorry,theKrelmanjustclosedout.Waxmonkey'salwaysopen.TheKrelmanopenedupagain.Whathappened?Abeedied.Makesanopening.See?He'sdead.Anotherdeadone.Deady.Deadified.Twomoredead.Deadfromtheneckup.Deadfromtheneckdown.That'slife!Oh,thisissohard!Heating,cooling,stuntbee,pourer,stirrer,humming,inspector

inspectornumberseven,lintcoordinator,stripesupervisor,mitewrangler.Barry,whatdoyouthinkIshould...Barry?Barry!Allright,we'vegotthesunflowerpatchinquadrantnine...Whathappenedtoyou?Whereareyou?I'mgoingout.Out?Outwhere?Outthere.Oh,no!Ihaveto,beforeIgotoworkfortherestofmylife.You'regonnadie!You'recrazy!Hello?Anothercallcomingin.Ifanyone'sfeelingbrave,there'saKoreandelion83rdthatgetstheirrosestoday.Hey,guys.Lookatthat.Isn'

tthatthekidwesawyesterday?Holdit,son,flightdeck'srestricted.It'sOK,Lou.We'regonnatakehimup.Really?Feelinglucky,areyou?Signhere,here.Justinitialthat.Thankyou.OK.Yougotarainadvisorytoday,andasyouallknow,beescannotflyinrain.Sobecareful.Asalways,watchyourbrooms,hockeysticks,dogs,birds,bearsandbats.Also,Igotacoupleofreportsofrootbeerbeingpouredonus.Murphy'sinahomebecauseofit,babblinglikeacicada!-That'sawful!Andareminder

foryourookies,beelawnumberone,absolutelynotalkingtohumans!Allright,launchpositions!Buzz,buzz,buzz,buzz!Buzz,buzz,buzz,buzz!Buzz,buzz,buzz,buzz!Blackandyellow!Hello!Youreadyforthis,hotshot?Yeah.Yeah,bringiton.Wind,check.Antennae,check.Nectarpack,check.Wings,check.Stinger,check.Scaredoutofmyshorts,check.OK,ladies,let'smoveitout!Poundthosepetunias,youstripedstemsuckers!Allofyou,drainthoseflowers!Wow!I'mout!Ican'tbelieve

I'mout!Soblue.Ifeelsofastandfree!Boxkite!Wow!Flowers!ThisisBlueLeader.Wehaverosesvisual.Bringitaround30degreesandhold.Roses!30degrees,roger.Bringingitaround.Standtotheside,kid.It'sgotabitofakick.Thatisonenectarcollector!-Everseepollinationupclose?No,sir.Ipickupsomepollenhere,sprinkleitoverhere.Maybeadashoverthere,apinchonthatone.Seethat?It'salittlebitofmagic.That'samazing.Whydowedothat?That'spollenpower.Morepollen,

moreflowers,morenectar,morehoneyforus.Oool.I'mpickingupalotofbrightyellow.Oouldbedaisies.Don'tweneedthose?Oopythatvisual.Wait.Oneoftheseflowersseemstobeonthemove.Sayagain?You'rereportingamovingflower?Affirmative.Thatwasontheline!Thisisthecoolest.Whatisit?Idon'tknow,butI'mlovingthiscolor.Itsmellsgood.Notlikeaflower,butIlikeit.Yeah,fuzzy.Ohemicaly.Oareful,guys.It'salittlegrabby.Mysweetlordofbees!Oandybrain,getoffthere!