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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Jan 22, 2017.

  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Really? I thought CWC had the 2nd floor of 14BLC while Barb had the 1st floor.
     
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  2. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    Then his father, our beloved God-Emperor, will use his power to force SEGA to change every Sonic game ever made so that Sonic's arms are always and forever blue.
     
  3. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    After Bob died, Barb lost what was left of her mind. She demanded Chris to be on-call at all times to serve her. The problem was that while he was upstairs in his room, he couldn't hear her, so she ordered him to stay downstairs. He resisted, but Barb wrecked his toys until he complied. Chris lost his bed to the house fire, so he and Barb spooned together in her bed (which is why he has incest dreams about her now). When DStecks gave him the $1,000, Chris used most of it to buy his own bed - it's in a few videos, like JULAAY 2.0.

    His new bedroom is right next to Barb's (in one video, he walks out of the room and goes upstairs to the kitchen). Also, one of the request videos shows that the work room is by an alcove for the staircase, so it's also on the first floor.
     
  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    So on the 2nd floor of 14BLC, it's just the kitchen and hoard? I knew about Barb losing her bananas and making CWC sleep with her, but I didn't know they both have bedrooms next to eachother on the first floor now.
     
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  5. Apocalypso

    Apocalypso Well-Known Member

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    Well, the timing of Kiwi Farms closing and the new Star Wars movie title being announced seemed all too impeccable, so I just have to let it out:

    Tard Wars: The Last Cwcki
     
  6. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Hoping Chris celebrates a bit when he finds out his archenemy KF has been vanquished.
     
  7. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    Too bad for him most of the crowd seems to be moving here.
    kiwi move.png

    i know this forum doesn't intend to be The Farms 2.0 but still, just had to do it.
     
  8. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    Give me back the Winner Rating, god dammit.
     
  9. Astral Lurker

    Astral Lurker Member

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    Did chris really lose his virginity?
     
  10. Kappashiro Nietzschieri

    Kappashiro Nietzschieri Deep in the Ocean Engineering Thoughts

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    Yes but he is still a cultural virgin
     
  11. Suicidal Emo Panda

    Suicidal Emo Panda I love china, trust me.

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    I doubt he's lost his virginity. Yes, he got himself a prostitute but from his last sexdoll video I get the impression he hasn't have a clue what he is doing. I suspect he has gotten a handjob or a bj at most.
     
  12. MuumiBuumi

    MuumiBuumi sonichu dildo collector

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    would 2007 chris have liked trump?
     
  13. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Much as we aren't being Farms 2.0, we still focus on Chris, the one and only true lol-cow.

    He probably would of followed Pence considering how Chris felt about the gays.
     
  14. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    What's that picture on that ledge in the room CWC films videos in nowadays? It looks like it's covered in plastic wrap.
     
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  15. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

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    It sorta looks like a drawing of Sonichu and Rosechu he did himself that he had matted.
     
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  16. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    We have a functioning Chris section, so it works well enough. CWCki Forums -> Kiwi Farms -> Club CWCki. There shall be no escape from the autism.
     
  17. Chandler Cats

    Chandler Cats Mama Cats. You kids settle down!

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    Don't completely quote me, but my theory is that it is the "animation cel" he created at that anime con he went to way back when. He mentions it when he goes into detail about the fire back when it first happened. He said that a "cel" he painted that hung in the foyer/entry/whatever had survived (lucky us). My guess is that's it, now relocated to a place of "grab this in case of fire." My .02 anyway. (Can't remember which comment, too lazy to look, my apologies.)
     
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  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    It's so CWC to save a crappy drawing rather than find the cat(s) who ended up perishing in the fire.
     
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  19. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    How chris would react if some ween screams at him "julaaayy!!", he would still remember?
     
  20. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    He frequently forgets his sweethearts' names so probably not.
     
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