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Legal Jail Letters (ITT: More Evidence Chris Nuttier than Squirrel Shit)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by PsychoNerd, Jan 25, 2022.

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  1. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    the CWC letters of lunacy series continues
     
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, May 14, 2022
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  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I think Chris' suffering from cartoon pony "goddess" delusions are incurable now.
     
    ToroidalBoat, May 14, 2022
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  3. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    How does he know so much about Barb's sex life? Imagine casually telling your kid this stuff.
     
    Judgesaturn507, May 14, 2022
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  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    The CWCki gives the impression that Barb kind of slept around back in the day.

    (which is supposedly part of the reason she's alienated from the rest of the family)
     
    ToroidalBoat, May 14, 2022
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  5. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Yeah, both the CWCki and this letter say that she went after her own sister's boyfriend. Looks like mother and son have the same understanding of consent and boundaries in relationships.
     
    Judgesaturn507, May 14, 2022
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  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I remember "Classic Chris" lamented that Barb lost her virginity in high school while Chris didn't.

    "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
     
    ToroidalBoat, May 14, 2022
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  7. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    There are some answers in this world that should remain a secret.
     
    Minimal Effort, May 15, 2022
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  8. ToroidalBoat

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    [beep beep beep]

    What's that? Another wat truck delivering more wat?

     
    ToroidalBoat, May 15, 2022
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  9. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    I wouldn't be surprised if half of this stuff is embellished or made up by Chris, he does have a pretty active imagination and a lot of time to think of stuff, the bit about his mother suggesting she could have had sex with him instead of the prostitute is the most interesting part, again, this is probably something Chris made up or interpreted by some comment his mother made. It wouldn't surprise me if Chris told Barb about the prostitute, I sincerely doubt a 70 year old woman who lost her husband a year before would tell her autistic adult son they could have just asked them for sex, and furthermore would it make sense that Chris never mentioned this online? Chris has talked about his mother getting parasites and uploaded pictures of his taint wound but never would he mention this?
     
    One Too Many, May 15, 2022
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  10. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    Is it just me, or does Chris seem annoyed Barb isn't in the pokey, too?
     
    Henry Bemis, May 15, 2022
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  11. ToroidalBoat

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    Remember when he didn't want Barb to enjoy pizza because he couldn't have any in the Jail of Fail?
     
    ToroidalBoat, May 15, 2022
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  12. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    What a wonderful Sunday to want to gouge my eyes out from Chris' actions.
     
    Aggressive Bubble Cat, May 15, 2022
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  13. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    No, what? When?

    Edit: Per Chris's letter, covid was some divine eugenics test to kill off people with weak bodies. Maybe Chris really is literally Hitler. :confused:
     
    Cyan, May 15, 2022
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  14. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    Wishing misery and inconvenience to befall people over the tiniest of transgressions is a very Chris thing to do. People don't bring it up a lot but Chris has always been very spiteful and enjoys thinking about people suffering after they've wronged him in any way.
     
    Congratulations, May 15, 2022
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  15. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I have a lot of thoughts about... all this. For a while I've wondered if Barb's relationship with Chris constitutes emotional incest. That doesn't mean Barb actually wanted to have sex with Chris, it's just that their interactions were more like an old couple who hate each other's guts.
    Even with that I am EXTREMELY doubtful about Barb ever saying that - probably just him trying to rationalize his awful actions.

    You're right about Chris being spiteful. I'm sure he wants Null and Dillin to be locked up for informing the authorities about him 'healing' Barb.
     
    Judgesaturn507, May 15, 2022
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    "Food Delivery Services that Have Been Paid in Full for and sent to Barbara is okay. She is not picky, nor does she have any allergies. Fresh Fruit, in low quantities (especially Bananas) is okay. No Pizza allowed during my jail presence."

    - CWC in Jail Letter - 30 October 2021 - CWCki
     
    ToroidalBoat, May 15, 2022
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    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    God, he really is a child.

    I wonder if this has anything to do with him being banned from ordering pizza because weens constantly called the place.
     
    Judgesaturn507, May 16, 2022
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  18. ToroidalBoat

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    #BananasForBarb
     
    ToroidalBoat, May 16, 2022
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  19. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Can somebody capable of rolling higher Sanity checks than I give me the abridged version of the Barb notes in this?
     
    NAITCHA BAH, May 16, 2022
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  20. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    There's an updated summary on the CWCki article.

    Jail Letter - 11 May 2022 - CWCki (archive.org copy)
     
    ToroidalBoat, May 16, 2022
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