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Things on the CWCki That You Find Inexplicably Funny

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Corypheus, Feb 1, 2017.

  1. SonichuShoes

    SonichuShoes Well-Known Member

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    "Earlier, during the Ivy saga, Chris received a death threat from a Clyde Cash impersonator. Despite all of his tough talk, Chris was completely paralyzed by fear and actually shat his bed in terror. Before Ivy could convince him that the threat was an empty one, he had placed a decoy in his soiled bed and hidden under a pile of stuffed animals, as if he were a child hiding from the boogeyman."

    The thought of Chris peeking out from under a bunch of stuffed animals always cracks me up.
     
  2. SonichuShoes

    SonichuShoes Well-Known Member

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    From yesterday's April Fool's on the cwcki. I had forgotten it was April Fool's so it caught me off guard.
     
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  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    The intro to the "CWCville" article.

     
  4. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    From the article on autism that I always thought was amusing.
     
  5. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    PlayingHouse

    [Chris begins to do the obvious, but luckily notices in time that society seems to require that pesky "asking" part]
     
  6. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Good Lord, that video is nauseating to watch.

    I guess we know why he ruined that movie's perfect 100% score.
     
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  7. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    When the CWCki started identifying which troll personas were puppeted by the same person, and then you realize that Alec Benson Leary asked Chris to draw gang-bang porn.
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    So I take it the "relationship" Chris had with Jackie was text-only?
     
  9. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I think it was mostly emails. In the Lars call we hear a female voice claiming to be Jackie, who is probably a different troll, rather than the one who was sending those emails (probably Alec).

    It's really confusing because one character can be played by many different people and many characters by one person.
     
  10. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Lars was Alec on the phone.
     
  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "Christian is a very shy, and very thoughtful, person, and will only accept person-to-person encounters (No E-Mails or Phone Calls). So if you are interested, he can be found around Piedmont Virginia Community College, or Fashion Square Shopping Center. When getting his attention, approach and say hi to him. Do NOT flirt from a distance; he will not be able to notice. To find Christian, he’ll be wearing the Sonichu Medallion."

    - CWC on a pocketmon fansite just after he started the "Love Quest"

    No wonder Chris insisted on dating being in person.

    Of course "Honor Roll" didn't really learn from that "yelling in the mall" or "Emily" incidents that fake "relationships" can happen IRL too.
     
  12. humble_Bundle_Abode

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    oh hell yeah liquid chris was fantastic, they guy playing liquid chris was so on beat and in character it was fantastic, the balls the guy had to put his face out there got damnn!! then when chris chan started battling him with a sing off, oh no the bad guy was talented! i will never forget "and ill turn you into a murder statistic, because im high functioning fucking autistic" very well done

    sidenote: vvv
    but about the whole "Chris seemed to geninely believe people thought Liquid was the true and honest CWC, much in the same way cartoon characters do when an imposter that doesn't look anything at all like the real character shows up and still manages to confuse everyone." i'd like to add, autism is a developmental disorder, when it comes to the situation above, its no different than a child breaking their arm because they think they can float around like marry poppins with an umbrella. chris is not grounded in reality, not in a psychosis way but in a lack of literacy way.

    damn i weirdly understand the whole "i believe my characters are real" shit, cause that happens to me too with my characters, i think and treat them as if they are real. however i know they are not real. but that right there is a symptom of maladaptive daydreaming (it is very interesting look into it)

    end of armchair psychology study

    at the end of the day, all chris chan wants is escapism, and i understand why, unfortunately that want was his downfall.
     
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  13. humble_Bundle_Abode

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    this part got me pretty good
     
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  14. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "Pedofork... Prism... Power!"

    "The poster was presumably destroyed in the 10 January 2014 fire. This may be one of the factors that resulted in Chris starting to support homosexuality (but still hate JERKS in general)."

    - CWCki on the "Sailor Moon Poster of Fail"
     
  15. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I wouldn't say Chris was ever really a homophobe, because he didn't have an issue with lesbians. He just hated men, regardless of their sexual orientation.
     
  16. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Do you think it's an inferiority thing? I swear, I know gay guys who have had sex with women more than Classic Chris did. :cwl:
     
  17. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    And I have personally met several gay guys that never acted as gay as Classic Chris. Seriously, the closest thing to a gay stereotype from them was one of them having a lisp, while Classic Chris did some gay shit as big as drinking semen.
     
  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    So was Chris really "super gay" and was a raging homophobe because he was in denial?
     
  19. Ms. Mowz

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    Seemed like that. He drank his own semen, own at least one dildo, and shoved several objects up his ass. Not to mention, most straight people don't actively yell at people telling them their straight.
     
  20. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    They also don't have to stare at Sailor Moon posters in a conscious effort to remain "straight".