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The commercial thread

Discussion in 'Internet Clips, Videos, Etc.' started by Sparklemilhouse, Jan 9, 2021.

  1. Wordsworth

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    "There's never been anything close to a lemon in it, I swear!"
     
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    GOOD LORD
     
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    Yo, did they hired a vore fetishist to direct that commercial?
     
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    The camera goes right into Clefairy's mouth so that doesn't help the case.
     
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    @One Too Many, this commercial is actually meant to be a tribute to the real life Kirby: Oney's brother Adam "Bart Tornado X-Man" O'Neil.
     
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  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I still remember the time that commercial came out (2000). That's when pocketmons was huge in the USA.

    Although the average fan then was born around 1990, so someone as old as CWC could stand out by age alone?

     
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    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Great Bert Adam stories from that episode:
    Pillow story
    and
    Psycho girl story
     
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    Rather a remix of a series of commercials, but my greatest dream is to inflict people with Japanese Ronald McDonald remixes like The Ring and shit
     
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    I have a sneaking suspicion that Jared may have intentionally left some important parts out of his story.
    (P.S. I found a Larry Bundy Jr. comment.)
     
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    Eww. GrubHub Jared.
     
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    DID SOMEBODY SAY GRUBHUB?
     
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    Yes, and I fully regret it.
     
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    "it's just the northern lights"
     
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    Rest in peace Gilbert Gottfried, the man with one voice.
     
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    Have an Aflac commercial, in his memory.
     
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    I thought you were just kidding around, but he passed away today? That wasn't expected. Hope his family and friends are OK.

    (I mainly remember him as the voice of the parrot in Aladdin.)
     
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    Kroger/Fred Meyer put a dabbing farmer in their commercial.
     
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