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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    How will chris be able to max out his credit cards now?
     
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  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    What if someone went back in time as an MIB agent, and advised that teacher to make an exception and just let Chris put sanic and pokeymon on that CD cover?

    :cool:
     
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  3. Wordsworth

    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR

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    Only something as dumb as Sonichu could have an equally dumb origin. The teacher picked a hell of a place to cave in. Either let him use trademarked characters or don't. Then he finds a clever "loophole", gets some incorrect information from Bob and the teacher was probably exhausted with Chris and thought "This'll shut him up".

    I wonder if he would've had another "magnum opus" if Sonichu never came about.
     
  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    IIRC on Reddit it was said that Sonichu may have had a weird impact on Chris that "Bionic" may have lacked.

    What wouldve changed if chris was allowed to use sonic and pikachu on his cd cover, causing sonichu to never exist? : ChrisChanSonichu

    Do you think this all could've been averted if that Art Teacher had just let him use Sonic the Hedgehog on that CD cover? : ChrisChanSonichu
     
  5. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I get the feeling he'd still be something of a lolcow but nobody outside the Sonic fandom would ever have heard of him.
     
  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Could that have prevented the "Jail of Fail"?
     
  7. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    You say that like Chris will be able to get credit cards.
     
  8. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Well he’s not going to need to buy anything for a while.
     
  9. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    That actually sounds like hell for chris. He loves consooming and buying things, even if he never uses them.
     
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  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    IIRC the pickle man once said paradise to Chris is "a conveyor belt of toys".
     
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  11. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    I've been meaning to ask this for a while now, but has the Magical Man in this video that was quoting Beetlejuice ever been identified? Or is just safe to assume he's the most mysterious song on the internet in human form?
     
  12. SonichuShoes

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    IIRC Chris identified him as a friend of Kim's. But his name has never been put out there.
     
  13. Wordsworth

    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR

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    Well, he dodged a bullet tactical nuke.
     
  14. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Or carpet bombing.

    (as weens would likely be repeatedly weening him)
     
  15. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    What if you could yell at a company through YouTube? What brand you yell at and why?
     
  16. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    What if the Nathanael Greene incident was less clear-cut than supposed?

    Admittedly, the circumstantial evidence (i.e. the Chandlers' suit getting thrown out before it could get cold on a clerk's desk) doesn't offer much. But is it entirely possible that the Chandlers were full of shit and those teachers may have improperly handled an autistic breakdown?

    The only way to know for sure would be to find that lawsuit's documentation, but God knows which rusty filing cabinet that's yellowing away in.
     
  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Warn SEGA of the disastrous consequences of inventing Sonic the Hedgehog back in time before YT?
     
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  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    What if Chris had changed his life for the better after the Snyder hit-and-run incident?
     
  19. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    What if chris got Coronavirus.
    No seriously, with his health, how badly would he be hit by it?
     
  20. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    Chris is vaccinated so I'm assuming it wouldn't be too bad