Which Southeast Asian Countries Would Chris Be Able to Survive In?

Vietnam -- Fuzzy Wuzzy, a Vietnamese a-log was very insistent on how they hate trannys, no tugboat, and intolerance in damn near every post that Chris would not be able to survive Vietnam which is why I made this thread. I in fact think Chris would be able to thrive here if he knocked the tranny shit off because this and many other third world countries you see a bunch of gross old dudes with smoking hot 20 year olds hanging over them in the hopes of getting a green card.

Thailand -- The average lifespan of a ladyboy is in their mid 30s due to suicide, drug use, murder, etc. Chris would hypothetically be alive but he would basically be Barb in Thai ladyboy years at this point.

Cambodia -- Pol Pot executed only intellectuals so I think Chris is safe here since he's too lazy to wander out to the part of the country that is full of landmines. The only concern is that he may be to fat too fit in a Tuk Tuk.

Laos -- Like Cambodia, there are many landmines but Chris is probably too lazy venture far enough out to step on one.

Phillipines -- One time Chris ate a pot brownie. Duerte would kill him personally.

 

Saddams crimes are potatoes compared to this

 

All da tobacky needs to get shot to the moon.

 

He should open a Kathoey bar in Thailand and call it Wat Chri Stin Julayongkorn

 

In japan he couldnt understand any crap so he dies of starvation

 

Thailand for him to continue his love quest there.

 

Japan:

• Has the highest rate for autism in the world (no joke)
• Has one of the highest rate for men stalking women
• Does not put up with LGBT
• Loves novelty

If Chris could make peace with his love of the pickle and become a weird niche hooker for Japanese men, he could make it in Japan. Chris would also love it in Japan; it's quiet, has regular fandom events within driving distance, women cannot openly chastise men, and the women are used to baby gherkins.

 

Hello, Vordrak.

Please follow the rules of the forum.

 

Singapore...oh wait I'm sure he could get himself caned in five seconds.

 

Substitute "Chandler" for "Simpson", and this pretty much sums it up:

youtu.be/axHoy0hnQy8?t=102

 

He'll do best in a mine shaft.

 

Can you imagine Chris pestering all the Asian traps to show him the ropes and refer him to women that are in need of sexual services.

 

This topic makes me fuzzy wuzzy

 

Thailand

 

No, they cut your hand off for shoplifting, and they already have an abundance of creepy white men due to sex tourism.

 

As I listened to NPR today, they had a story on the Waria of Indonesia. Dunno if Chris would accept the one true and honest Godbear (PBUH), but the burqa might help.

 

Pfffft, I'll have him down here digging up delicious, nutritious salt for us.