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1/4/17: Chris Has Advice For Teachers, Waterman is Edgy

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Jan 6, 2017.

  1. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Waterman is pretty much that dude everyone knows who loves pot and will be an edgy teenage rebel well into his 30s. It's pathetic every time.
     
  2. flowers for sonichu

    flowers for sonichu Better person than Chris

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    Watermelon didn't even graduate high school, he had to go to some "adult education" night school for tards and fuckups to get his GED
     
  3. Deadpool

    Deadpool God's perfect idiot

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    I bet the only book watermelon liked in highschool was catcher in the rye, because he and Holden Caufield are totally so much alike.
     
  4. Adderall Zombie

    Adderall Zombie Well-Known Member

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    Suffice to say Waterman has changed how I view the world in a huge way
     
  5. Deadpool

    Deadpool God's perfect idiot

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    He is truly a God amongst autists.
     
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  6. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

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    Having glanced over the Love is Love comic, I have a newfound appreciation for the comparatively nuanced work that is Sonichu. The Trump administration could pour trillions of dollars into the arts and we'd still wind up a century behind since shit like this would be flooding the market for the next four years.
     
  7. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    Remember kids:

    Old and boring:
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    Modern, good things:
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  8. NotAriel

    NotAriel Well-Known Member

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  9. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    I wanna build a time machine and throw 2017 Chris at 2005 Chris.
     
  10. NotAriel

    NotAriel Well-Known Member

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    Which one do you think is heavier?
     
  11. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

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    MY ESSAY : By Foulmouth
    I read this book and it filled me with a desire to kill trannies and the authors,
    On reflection I find this a perfectly reasonable way to feel.
     
  12. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    I find this opinion to be utrageous and offensive and it genuinely triggered me!
    Now I regret making this assignement in such a way that it demanded you to be honest.
     
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  13. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

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    In the future, please cite your sources. 70%
     
  14. Ghost Nappa

    Ghost Nappa hilariously derailing one-liner

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    Not sure what ol' Watermelon is talking about teachers love new literature as long as it fits the lesson plans
    Not like either one of these remedial halfwits knows what happens in a regular classroom anyway


    Make sure that the works cited is written in English lol
     
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  15. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    Waterman is such a faggot
     
  16. flowers for sonichu

    flowers for sonichu Better person than Chris

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    IIRC he was also gifted a copy of Maradonia by Kengle.
     
  17. Some guy

    Some guy Member

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    Are Chris and Kengle on the rocks again? Haven't seen any correspondence between them lately
     
  18. KingGeedorah

    KingGeedorah Look upon ye works and sperg

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    The worst part is he could read almost all the classics in graphic novel form so he could appease his autism.

    But nope, old is shitty.
     
  19. flowers for sonichu

    flowers for sonichu Better person than Chris

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    Kengle unfriended Chris from facebook in an attempt to prove he's not a lolcow
     
  20. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Sorta thought Watermelon had learned his lesson and was being more stealth about his autism. Looks like he's making a comeback.
     
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