Legal Jail Letters (ITT: More Evidence Chris Nuttier than Squirrel Shit)

That could be why weens keep trying to be "the next Clyde Cash".

Why they think the fails of other weens "won't happen this time", if they're even aware of those fails.

 

I don't even think it's just wanting to be "the next Clyde Cash". You've got to remember that the "Unholy Quintet" has more than just weens. If anything, most of them are more like enablers to Chris's delusions than outright wannabe trolls.

 

At least aside from "white knights", I just call them all weens.

 

I remember when he thought "Accordion Menus" were the most amazing thing on the planet and shit up his website with them. It was fun watching him add more and more layers to his accordion menus in real time.

 

Kengle's like the Daddy Derek of website hosting. If he doesn't understand it, it's enough to get him reconition for his work.

 

Buffalo Cube was excellent content.

 

So it looks like despite Kengle's efforts to white out all of the text on the back of the page, an editor on the CWCki managed to transcribe a significant amount of it:

 

Kengle could've used the GIMP - which he once paid for a copy of - to process the image so the hidden text can't be seen. Like using the threshold tool.

Then again, Kengle isn't that bright.

 

Anyway we can use the same technique to transcribe the censored section on letter 5?

 

The thing about Kengle is he actually goes out of his way to get the Farms attention but none of the trolls ever go after him because he’s too boring.

 

It's like when your mom makes you hang out with her friend's annoying 10 year old for an afternoon who copies everything you do because they think you're "kewl" and then also want to show you a sheet of paper with dried boogers they've collected over the past year.

 

If this isn't already a thread here, it should be. There is a growing epidemic of people latching on to Chris's e-fame who aren't necessarily weens. I feel like, with more obscure lolcows, if a newcomer stumbles upon them then they've probably been on the Internet long enough to know that there will be people who have been following that lolcow longer and know more.

Chris is at that point where he teeters that e-cultute/mainstream line. With more mainstream Fandom, you can be fresh to them and almost immediately join in the subculture. But the "lurk moar" rule for e-culture exists for a reason. Despite big tech buying out most websites, there are still some parts 'round here that are like the Wild West days of the Internet and you will get taken down if you cause too many problems.

 

I definitely think we should have a subforum for Chris orbiters, as there is a growing interest in them too. The CWCki even has an "Oribter Wave" page for those kinds of people. I think that's one thing that can set this website apart from the Kiwi Farms.

 

We do, but there's only sections for ADF and Kengle. I always felt this could be branched out a little more.

 

I don't know... should we really be giving attention to these parasites?

 

Short answer, No.

Long answer, Noooooooooooooooooooooooo.