Legal Jail Letters (ITT: More Evidence Chris Nuttier than Squirrel Shit)

There's a new letter from Kengle:

Spoiler: The Letter

Spoiler: Summary

• Chris had written a specific part of the letter in blue, indicating that Kenneth is allowed to share this portion of the letter. Only this portion of this letter has been shared.
• Chris clarifies that he never referred to Barb as an avatar of Emanuelle. Rather, she is a reincarnation of Merlin the Magician.
• Chris provides lore on both himself as Jesus and on Emanuelle.
  • Emanuelle changed genders when Chris was born as Jesus.
  • Emanuelle planted an ovum from her ovary into Barb long ago in order for Chris to be birthed later in 1982.
  • Emanuelle can change shape into any physical creature, even into a Sonichu.

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When the only way Chris talks at the internet is through Kengle on an imitation Kiwi Farms while in jail for incesting Barb, you know "Christory" has reached a low point.

 

So is Onion Farms really just a white knight and even weenier version of Kiwi Farms? That could explain that one asshole that came here entirely to a-log Barb to the point of trying to justify her becoming a victim of incest.

 

Kengle made the site basically so that he can brag about having his very own forum. Though I think that led to the unintentional effect of it acting as a sort of roaming space for banned Kiwi Farms users, sort of in the same vein as lolcow.org. Plenty of banned KF users like Naught and angry canadian are on there.

 

Onion Farms is great, every time I stop in Kengle has redesigned the entire site and it always looks like a mess.

 

The latest incarnation is just a cheap pull off of the Kiwi Farm's dark mode if you ask me.

 

The older thread may have been getting bloated with Jail of Fail letters.

directions not clear

drove to onion farms

That's Kengle "improving skills". In the likely event Kengle just pulls the site offline without announcing it, it'd likely also be him "improving skills". Which would mean any letters from the Jail of Fail only posted there would be removed from the internet.

 

I'm going to make a thread for Onion Farms on Kengle's sub-forum.
EDIT: never mind. There already is one. That's what happens when you only start to notice a genuine lolcow when he sends letters to Chris while he's in jail as if that's something to actually be proud of.

 

There already is one though.

 

Did you expect anything else?

 

I thought having a more regimented life without constant media saturation would make him less crazy, just like at Manchester.

But since Chris is isolated because sex offender, and because he's cut off from toys and vidya, it made him more delirious...

(also he's an egotist who craves attention that's been reduced)

 

A bit off topic but the entire Chris Chan thing is proof positive that clout chasing is a mental illness. Who would wanna fight tooth and nail for the table scraps of a depraved manbaby? For what? Petty E-fame? Getting doxxed speedrun? Is having people know your name more important than not being universally recognised as a desparate loser?

 

I remember Kengle once said he's "transitioning into a public figure" or something like that.

Kengle is a guy who thinks boiling burger meat somehow magically drains all the fat.

I don't think he thinks that well.

 

This.

I know someone (a friend of a friend) who REEEEAAAAAAAALLLY wants to write Chris a letter. I told him that was probably not the smartest idea; that I've been following this bullshit since 2010 and I'm an admin on a Chris discussion forum. Like, I never claim to be the end-all-be-all of Christory, but goddamn if that motherfucker didn't go on to explain, in detail, the goings on of Chris Chan for like, the past 5 fucking years.

Paraphrased example of conversation:
Sperg: "Didja know he did a?" (Attempts to explain Idea Guys -- And is wrong)
Me: "Yes."
Sperg: "Well he recently did b?" (Attempts to explain ILJ / Motherfucker Saga --- And is wrong.)
Me: "Yes, I'm aware. I know some extra stuff about th---"
Sperg: "BUT DID YOU KNOW xyz??" (Attempts to explain "Don't. Call. Anybody!" --- And is wrong.)
Me: "Yes. That was years ago."
Sperg: "Well there was a guy dressed up in a pickle costume who got him thrown out of the mall for that!"
Me: "Ye--Wait, what? Hold up. That's not right, I used to talk to the Guy in the Pickle Suit --"
Sperg: "And he also ..."

So he's def one of those people who wants the clout. If he does end up writing Chris, I wouldn't lose any sleep if he got doxed.

 

Chris just seems to create this weird version of the Dunning-Kruer effect in people. Chris is such a beginner lolcow, being pretty well-known at this stage, that people don't tend to be aware of people that are either equally as fucked or a lot more fucked than he is. That, and I don't think the whole culture that surrounds lolcows is discussed as much. It's only the cow themselves.

I remember when that Zombo guy from a few weeks ago was introduced to Chris through Geno, and didn't actually bother to understand the culture that actually surrounds Chris.

 

Kengle isn’t even good at being a lolcow.

 

Kengle wanting to have a forum of his own that he created?

Didn't he....you know, abandon about 7-8 different forums? Onion Farms I think is legit the first one he's sustained for more then a month.