The commercial thread

Is this a commercial for an N64 classic or softcore porn?

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yes

 

This commercial has nothing to do with the game it's promoting

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while that's true for the GBA Golden Sun games, Camelot did put the chandelier dragon in Dark Dawn

 

Just as a horrible reminder for the users that blocked this shit from their memories, there was a time where idiots actually payed money for this stupid shit.

 

All for their phones until we could shove a cord between them and a pc to put an mp3 in as our ringtone. Also seeing how the company came from Germany, it's one of the things I'll hold against the Germans for besides other vague reasons.

 

I remember this from one of the earliest days of the Farms back when it was a version of CWCki Forums ran by Null.

Fun fact the company behind this brand has been dead since 2019. Press F to pay respects to the man eating ice cream since it's been gone for 2 years now.

 

What asshole company started the nightmare fuel trend? Was it Skittles?

 

Is "text [something] to [number]" still a thing?

 

Last time I saw an ad for one it was for some "Achmed the Dead Terrorist" thing, so it's been a while.

 

I can imagine at the very least that these old commericals were all high on something. Take this Quiznos starring that dude from Big Bang Theory for example.


One can only wonder what the fuck the marketing teams behind the commercials were coming up with.

 

Shockingly enough, that one isn't even remotely as creepy as that satanic ice cream commercial a few posts back.

 

Indeed but it may as well be shocking and disgusting for some. Probably also would get a disgusting zoophile a hard-on while the rest of us wonder why the guy from Big Bang Theory has to suck on a wolf that totally isn't a husky or some other kind of dog.

 

I managed to scrub that one from my memory, so... thanks. Although the fact it's Jim Parsons makes it a little funny I guess.

If that's the worst Quiznos has to offer I think we all owe the Sponge Monkeys an apology.

 

What are TV commercials like in the Age of Coronacrud (2020+)?

I imagine they suck.

holy crap I forgot about those awful ads

 

Ugly as the Sponge Monkeys are, they can't measure up to a man sucking off the teat of a canine.

I'd guess they'd be more for actual boomers (as in people born during and after WW2 rather than the internet term used for people that aren't into newer technology, fads, or whatever people throw it at) than for younger generations. At the very least in the workplace breakroom of my job, I seen ads for mortgages and medical equipment starring celebrities from shows that came from the ancient ages of the 70's.

As for commercials that could make me go wat, here's one of the former US overlord Donald Trump in the form of a teddy bear.

Much as one could go on saying how this stuffed bear would of been a parody and other stuff about the state of America and all that crap, this feels no different to me from those commercials I seen of commemorative coins for something like 9/11, speaking of coins this reminds me of something I seen as a kid when watching South Park at 9:30 p.m.

"Recovered from the vaults of Ground Zero"

 

This is based on what little live TV I've been exposed to in the last two years; fuck Liberty Mutual and quintuple fuck the shitty ad agency they use.

"Shrinking supply" (you don't say) immediately followed by "strict limit of five per order", I'm shocked they had enough restraint to not end it with "Order now or the terrorists have won".

 

My state was responsible for this.