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Sonichu Sonichu (the comic itself)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Ms. Mowz, May 2, 2021.

  1. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I imagine Chris thinks "y'all" is used everywhere in America, because people in Virginia say it, and he hasn't left Virginia much.

    (also cool)
     
  3. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    I live in the Midwest and plenty of people here say it
    although we have a lot of people from the South who moved here for jobs
     
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  4. Ms. Mowz

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    Well, time to get this show on the road: Sonichu 12 (the 13th issue). This one is admittedly pretty boring compared to the previous ones, but at the very least, it still feels like something Chris would write on his own admission, something that would cease to be by the next issue.
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    Seriously, this is really more of a novella than a comic at this point. It's like the increase of text walls is a reflection of Chris's deteriorating mental state. Actually, that's EXACTLY what it is.
     
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  5. ToroidalBoat

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    So this when Sonichu went all-out "go woke go broke".

    There's the demonizing of a "privileged group" - those "dang dirty brutish" MALES - and what seems to be (impotently) threatening violence to those who disagree hate on the cover.

    (also lol he parroted that scene from SpongeBob with Rosechu again)
     
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  6. Ms. Mowz

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    Bruh. Chris has done that from the beginning.
     
  7. ToroidalBoat

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    It's funny how Chris seems to be saying guys have to like "DESTRUCTION, PAIN, BLOOD, ZOMBIES AND SUCH", or they're "tomgirls".

    In other words - Chris seems to think that "What Are Little Girls Made of?" nursery rhyme is an immutable basic law of nature.
     
  8. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    The fact that this is Rosechu's life means it's canon that Sonichu is a shitty husband.
     
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    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR

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    "Woke" Sonichu still puts straights first and depicts wives/mothers as domestic slaves with thankless jobs.
     
  10. Ms. Mowz

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    After all these years, Chris still somehow thinks that the stereotypes he sees on uncle telly are 100% true to real life, hence not liking "manly" things such as fighting or horror movies = tomgirl or gay, and not for some kind of third option or really endless options that are even a little bit more complex. Just like what @ToroidalBoat said.
     
  11. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    "So Tea-Zap, you know I'm gay?"
    "Yeah, and I will hate you."

    We love to see it.
     
  12. Ms. Mowz

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    Well it's a good thing that Robbie evolved just before his sisters really got into grooming him.
     
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    Ugh is this the comic where Robee jizzes in his sister's room?
     
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  14. Ms. Mowz

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    Unfortunately, yes.
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    This is also the issue where Chris integrates that magical thinking new age BS on how to transition, including those God awful subliminal frequency videos that convinced him to slice his taint wide open with a knife.
    (P.S.: I hate the fact that Sonichu's ugly children refer to Chris as "grandma". And this whole thing is giving me some real nasty "desmondisamazing" vibes.)
     
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    One would have to be very naive to believe that "binaural beats" can somehow change one's body in ways that are biologically impossible. Oh wait...

    And speaking of biologically impossible: "6.5K MPH"?? Seems "Honor Roll" doesn't see that's around Mach 8.

    Also "Magi-Chan" is as annoying as ever.
     
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    Nice to see Chris just throwing sagas that happened between the hiatus under a bus in just a single page.
    (P.S.: Comic Chris was about to go mace a Gamestop employee over BLARMS, for those that don't want to read all of the stereotypical, sexist shit spewing out of the characters' mouths.)
     
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    Like I said, it seems a common lolcow trait is an inability to keep up a consistent dialog bubble order in comics.

    And have I mentioned how freakish those sanic-style recolors look with mismatched human hair? :confused:
     
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    Oh dear god, it's the beginning of the unholy autism that is pony shit appearing in Sonichu. God help us all.
     
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    With an unhealthy dose of some implied casual yiffing to kick it off.

    Why does Chris find sanic-style hedgehogs sexually attractive anyway?
     
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    This was my forth post on this forum