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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, Aug 5, 2021.

  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Or as Chris calls it, "upgraded".

    Also if fictional works really were "real in another dimension", wouldn't that make the Discworld series real too?

    Like there really would be a giant disc world on the backs of a giant elephant on the back of a giant turtle in space - in "another dimension"?
     
  2. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    If that "fictional worlds are real worlds in another dimension" schizo shit was real, that would mean a shitload of cosmic horrors and other unholy abominations would also be real. And let's face it, why the fuck would any sane person want that kind of shit to be real?
     
  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Code:
    You cannot grasp the true form
    of Giygas' attack!
    (It's fairly sure that if you told Chris that, he'd derp how there's exceptions so the toon world doesn't give him any "Prickly-Wicklies". Like no Lovecraft stories, but plenty of sanic.)
     
  4. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    The merge is 100% real and I'm going to go live on the disc and become a witch. Brb writing to Chris to ask him if I need to get there the same way the Heaven's Gate crowd boarded the comet Hale-Bop.
     
  5. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    That's exactly what happened when I said that to German Kiwi Farms lolcow Webby's Boyfriend
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    And considering he has the exact same mindset as Chris (to the point where he made a separate thread dedicated to agreeing with CWC on that stupid "dimensional merge" crap), it's fairly safe to assume that Chris would back down on some of his claims and make up excuses.
     
  6. Wordsworth

    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR

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    Not to stray too off topic but in the most recent season of What We Do in the Shadows a character (a 750-year-old vampire) has an existential crisis after finding out that the world doesn't work that way. The entire show is basically "what if vampires were lolcows".

    Is it like ChalkZone? Is there an entire world made up of erased/forgotten/unloved characters?
     
  7. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    I mean, could Chris's version of Christianity be any more evil than a pro-rape, pro-slavery, pro-genocide god who claims to be infallible then impregnates a preteen with his son who is also him so he could sacrifice to himself to make a loophole for rules he himself created?

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  8. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    I would've thought that if all parties concerned are direct, open, and honest about extramarital acrobatics, it's no longer adultery, just an open relationship. But, hey, I'm not Jesus.
     
  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "Classic Chris":

    Mailbag, lulzy YT videos, Facebook of Fail, Ohio trip, Sonichu comics with "sub episodes", trolls like Alec and Liquid Chris.

    "Jail of Fail Chris":

    Idea Guy meddling, endless continuances and delirious word salad letters. Much of which are written to burger-boiling Kengle.
     
  10. Wordsworth

    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR

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    I have a weird nostalgia for the Financhu Crisis. Notably early 2017. Every video had that annoying "bleepy-bloop" music. Chris attempting to mend and sell "The Classic" for $20,000. The fallout with the Sonic totem. Chris including and practically doxing stamp collectors with his dumb raffle (the one that ended on April 31st). Sure it was boring and there was still edgelord meddling but it felt like the last time Chris was allowed to just be Chris.
     
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  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    If Chris really did "upgrade" Christianity, he'd likely make the biggest sin be telling him "no".
     
  12. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Wow Chris is still in jail, huh.
     
  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I didn't know one could be locked up for so long without a trial or hearing.

    There's supposed to be one, but it is being delayed by endless continuances.
     
  14. Ms. Mowz

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    So business as usual, I see.
     
  15. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    he's been having hearings, it's just takes months for a case to work its way through the court

    but yeah, IIRC if the police arrest someone they need to be charged or released in 48-72 hours after being arrested
     
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  16. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Most people find a way to post bail.
     
  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Chris is being held without bail because of the threat he poses to Barb, IIRC.
     
  18. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

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    What a shame for chris, the weens would bail him out in an instance
     
  19. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Probably to get "new content" and to "troll" Chris.

    Speaking of weens giving Chris money...
     
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  20. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Anyone who has a vested interest in continuing a Chris saga needs therapy.