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Sonichu Sonichu (the comic itself)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Ms. Mowz, May 2, 2021.

  1. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    "A recently leaked image shows an illustration by Chris having Sweet, Sweet Sex with three young women, including a white one, a black one, and one in-between.Chocolate-Vanilla Swirls!!! YAY! 8D" - Chris describing the third image while he was vandalizing the Cwcki in a particularly autistic act of revenge for the Cwcki (allegedly) "ruining his chances with The Wallflower" (chances he never had to begin with). He did this April Fool's Day, BTW.
     
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    UNGA WUNGA
    I have some exciting news for @ToroidalBoat; I will soon post the retcon pages of Sonichu 10 where the Asperpedia 4 are instead exiled to the Amish.
     
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    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    At the request of @ToroidalBoat, I'm now posting the retconned pages of Sonichu 10 that slightly neuter it's insanity
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    After Chris decided to go "tomgirl", he went back to change the infamous "anti-homo vaccine" subplot into some shit called "nombie zazis" (possibly zombie nazis: might be "inspired" (ie, ripped off) by the Nazi Zombies mode in Call of Duty), and instances of "homo" is replaced with things like "doofus". Note how Chris missed a spot, and the "nombie zazi" vaccine still needed his "straight" blood.
    Also, the ring sideplot was slightly altered, where the medallion was sent to Barbara instead of Blanca (guess he finally figured out she was a troll).
     
  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    huh :confused:

    Didn't know he changed that idiotic story about curing gay by contaminating water in one place with his "straight" blood.
     
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  5. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    I feel like one of his "potential sweethearts" (Possibly Jackie?) shamed him into changing it.
     
  6. Ms. Mowz

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    Yes. That is exactly what happened. Jackie even mistook the drawings as Chris and his imaginary friends as murdering children because of his (lack of) artistic skills.
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    Other than removing most (but not all) of the homophobic shit and retconning the Asperpedia Four's fate to something a little better, Chris also added this side plot of Mary Lee Walsh Slaweel Ryam meets Jason's ex-girlfriend who casually drops the revelation that Jason died (because Chris still feels the need to kill somebody). I honestly have no idea why Chris decided to demonized his girlfriend here, considering she had nothing to with any of his trolling or even the Encyclopedia Dramatica page on him that helped kick start the trolling to begin with.
     
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    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    That "Harvey Blaziken" lawyer looks especially ugly.
     
  8. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Was this after he forgave Mary Lee Walsh?
     
  9. Ms. Mowz

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    Marvey Blaziken is a ripoff of Harvey Birdman, which itself is an actual parody of Birdman and the Galactic Trio that uses other Hannah-Barbara characters as a major source of humor.

    I bring this one up because Chris probably uses this show as an example of how it's "okay" to straight up steal characters, completely oblivious to the fact that Harvey Birdman is own by Ted Turner, who also owns Hannah-Barbara, allowing them to get away with making such a show without a copyright lawsuit. Plus it's not the Chris Chan definition of "parody" (ie, justification for plagiarism because parody falls under fair use).
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    Here's how Sonichu 10 now ends; the Asperpedia Four being brainwashed into retarded Amish. At least they're happy.
    (And they're definitely doing better than Chris Chan nowadays)
     
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    That rake gag may be merely parroting that rake gag in The Simpsons where Sideshow Bob accidentally steps on rakes for awhile.

    And yeah, Amish ending better than horrible Saw-parroting torture and execution.

    Can you image what "CWC humor" would be if he didn't just parrot stuff he likes?

    I think Chris still holds a grudge against MLW to this day.
     
  11. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    "I enjoy blah blah blah."
    "And I enjoy blah blah blah!"

    What engaging dialogue from our reformed villains Evan and Jackie.
     
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    It's time for the paid commissions Chris drew for attention whores seeking their fifteen minutes of fame fans. Don't worry, it won't be as long as the scrapbook of fail.
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    Just Sonichu and his friends hanging out with other OCs, including one with an (unintentional?) resemblance to Giygas.
     
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    I noticed the food court in the Mall of Fail got upgraded with logos in the restaurant names.

    But it's still the same bleak open ugly floor plan as before.

    Also the sucky way Chris draws reminds me of that Calvin and Hobbes where the laws of perspective are repealed.
     
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    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    That was a Blaziken? I thought Chris was trying to rip-off some other kind of anime. Guy still looks like a funny abomination on the eyes but now with the fact he may as well be the product of a human fucking a pokemon that leads to a badly made CWC creation.

    Having a good look at them, yeah they got none of that "charm" the previous comics have.
     
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  16. Ms. Mowz

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    Now that the Cwcki's back up, I can get back to this
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    Welp, the character on the second page pretty much confirms exactly what kind of dumbasses would actually pay Chris. Of course it happens to be Watermelon and other dumbasses that want to be a part of Christory.
     
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    How did Waterman react to Chris being visibly resentful of having to shove the banana dinosaur into Sonichu like a mushy banana?
     
  18. Sad Ken

    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

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    IIRC Watermelon suggested Chris bring back Banasauros in response to one of Chris' depressive episodes following a breakup. I think with Quinn.

    So water of an idiot's back, clearly.
     
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    I will say, as much as I hate weens and enablers paying Chris to make more art in an attempt to be a part of Christory, I do find the drawing of Chris Chan making peace with Clyde Cash oddly wholesome (or at least, wholesome by Chris's standards).
    And of course, Sonichu and Rosechu are level 100 (the level cap in the pokemon games), even though the latter mostly does nothing except being a Stepford Wife.
     
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    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

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    Love the laziness in the Sonichu / Rosechu Pokemon battle pic. Depicts them as if they're battling in one of the Pokemon games and then applies stats like "HP 2/3".
    For those not familiar, Pokemon in game base stats actually have numbers like this:

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    Attack:
    134
    Defence:
    95
    Sp. Atk:
    100
    Sp. Def:
    100
    Speed:
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    I know she's bone idle lazy, but you'd think Chris being so obsessive about this sort of trivial shit and genuinely believing that Sonichu has a place in a Pokemon game would've at least looked up another Pokemon's stats to steal.

    (Incidentally, putting "+50" on Sonichu's stats in the context of a max score of 3, means in his mega evolution makes him 17-25x more powerful in all departments. Balanced. Also note how much weaker Rosechu's mega-evolution is, giving her a net stat boost of 120 vs. Sonichu's boost of 300).