Legal Jail of Fail

Jail Call - 24 December 2021 - CWCki

Christmas call from the Jail of Fail

 

So chris is going to be masturbating in the communal showers?

 

I guess Chris thinks he'll soon be released - just like in the past - and then return to 14 BLC (and the "life" of fast food, vidya, and "healing" Barb), and then soon after that cartoon characters emerge on "Earth 1218". Chris has a naive level of optimism that the autism card will work yet again, and that he can go back to the way he was before.

 

This isn't naivete, this is straight up delusional.

To be fair, the autism card has worked for chris his whole life. Going to be interesting to see what happens when reality finally lives him a swift kick in the ass.

 

Over on KF, "Tennis-Ball-Tony" drove by 14 BLC.

 

Honestly, I'm still kind of rooting for him to get the proper psychiatric treatment he needs in prison. What would a Well-Adjusted Member of Society Saga look like?

 

Also on KF I commented how 14 BLC looks like the setting of a horror movie.

The interesting part of "Christory" would be over then.

There'd likely be weens trying to poke Chris into being a lolcow again.

 

IDK if Chris can avoid being an lolcow or worse
he's going to end up a convicted sex offender and felon, the lovable loser part of his life is long gone
it depends when he is released from custody and has to live his life without Barb and 14 BLC
it does seem Chris has enough sense to stick with a program, so he's going to be in some offender reentry program, he might be OK

 

That's the likeliest for Chris. If the treatment was to work, it would require going deep into undoing all the BS Chris picked up from the Idea Guys and the enablers that came after. All the things they filled Chris' mind with is rooted in deeply.

There's always gonna be weens trying to poke Chris. We will always see tards go after Chris since they all love to think they can be the next Clyde Cash despite time and time again with how not everyone's laughing at the retards that are the Idea Guys, the Teen Troon Squad, and Janke.

Chris would have to likely be dragged into the lolcow shit or whatever is worse than that since there will always be the unfunny weens that think going after Chris would give them fame with no repercussion despite what we have with weens and tards being looked down upon. And the offender part will be likely since Chris has shown to of done it without any egging from trolls. Living without 14 BLC will be a challenge since this means Chris will truly be alone, and even penniless if this all means the tugboat has finally sunken.

 

Yeah there is that as well. Since Chris has some infamy on the mainstream thanks to the whole parental incest and rape exposing Chris to more people, we will no doubt have leeches like Ralph coming in to milk Chris not as a lolcow but as a cash cow.

 

I kind of miss when CWC was really only known to people like "EDiots", SA "goons", 4chan "anons", and people like us.

 

yeah, I miss it when he was just a goofball who made a crappy, bizarre comic book and wanted a girlfriend
now he's known as being the deranged internet famous person who had sex with his mom

some of us thought Chris would get mainstream coverage when he killed someone, but incest was also a good guess

 

KFers: Psssh! Chris isn't crazy! You guys are stupid for thinking he's crazy!

Chris: I AM JESUS CHRIST INCARNATE!

Like, I get it, the counter argument being that "Chris is playing up the insanity defense"
my counter to that? Chris would actually need to be.....you know....clever enough to do that.

 

Over on KF, it's said that Chris doesn't really believe the crap he makes up, but rather he wants to believe, because his life sucks. And the more his life sucks, the more grandiose and all-consuming the pretending gets.

Remember when he was pretending he did a seemingly never-ending "body swap" with Sonichu? I think he sometimes slipped up and forgot he was doing that. Had he really believed in it, he'd never slip up and momentarily drop the act.

In other words, hopefully it's like a little kid pretending to have an imaginary friend because they're lonely - they don't really think they have one.

 

I tend to not look at length at KF stuff if I have to, so it more came off as KFers going "Chris isn't crazy, and you're a fucking sped if you think he is!"

 

Oh yeah, I forgot about the Idea Guys.

Although Chris could've believed them the way he believed Sarah when she told him "Casper the Friendly Ghost" was in a crawlspace.

But then again, it's also possible that years of isolation in a hoard house, daily fast food, autism deteriorating, and a bloated ego made him genuinely insane.