Sonichu Sonichu (the comic itself)

wow

Chris really, really, really likes hedgehogs.

(also that is one small basketball)

 

Especially for @ToroidalBoat, because I'm finally done posting the Scrapbook of Fail as of this post.

Spoiler: Scrapbook of Fail Finale

(Technically there's another part of the Scrapbook I feel needs to be posted in this thread, but I feel it deserves to be separated as its own thing.)

 

FINALLY

What if the Scrapbook of Fail went on endlessly?

 

I never noticed it before but Megan colored that skunk character with crayon which seems kinda strange, I wonder what the context for her drawing it was.

 

Okay, here's what I'm posting as a separate piece of the Scrapbook of Fail: "Chris + Sarah's Life Shares", Chris Chan's egotistical birthday gift to Sarah that's more about him than her. This one is more of a short story with some illustrations on the side, so expect a great example of Chris's awful prose. Hope you guys enjoy the worst Christmas gift you all will ever receive.

Spoiler: Life Shares, Part 1

And before any of you ask: yes, Chris and Sarah are portrayed as Sonichu and Rosechu, respectively.

 

>tfw no Amish comic yet

Also wow Chris was really naive and thirsty.

 

that Chris and Sarah comic would be cute if Chris wrote it 13 years earlier
he wrote it as a 21 year old, which just makes Chris look like a naive manchild

 

Between that, the "radio show" he made, having imaginary friends, and somehow even the way he writes a signature, it really does look like Chris is mentally still an early grade-schooler.

 

Spoiler: Life Shares, part 2

There we go, confirmation from Chris himself that Sarah was really a childhood bully, and also the beginning of his insane conspiracy theory towards his original elementary school.
Children certainly do the craziest things. Just ask BlueSpike.

 

This "Life Shares" thing (what an awkward title) reminds me of how Chris was so obsessed with sanic that he'd mentally substitute Goosebumps characters with sanic characters. Or in this case, it seems he has a compulsion to substitute real people with hedgehog recolors.

Also Chris really is sexually attracted to sanic-style hedgehogs.

 

Spoiler: Life Shares, part 3

I "love" (?) how Chris called Sarah's boyfriend evil and portrayed her mother as a literal vampire. Reminder that this is supposed to be a birthday gift for Sarah.

 

>that stress sigh Sonichu betraying an extreme thirst
>that "looks like a little kid made it" look
>that self-focus on a birthday thing

Chris really does have a severe case of always unique, totally interesting, sometimes mysterious.

 

I like how the story is mostly just about Chris and when Sarah actually does show up all she does is bully him.

 

Don’t remember Metal Sonichu.

 

Spoiler: Life Shares, part 4

"What will come?"
Sarah will cut all ties with Chris, and Chris himself will become the biggest lolcow in history, never to be dethroned of that title even when he's thrown into jail and eventually died.

 

I like how he added "Birthday" as an afterthought.

Like after the ego (and thirst) trip, he was like "oh yeah, it's her birthday".

Also is @Fauna Fox ever going to get back to the main comic?

 

Please be patient. There was a long gap between 10 and 11, and I thought it would be okay to look at these extra stuff made before Sonichu 11 to reflect that. So please don't rush me on this. Patience is a virtue.

Spoiler: Life Shares Final page

"Oh by the way, can you please fuck me?" - what Chris probably said to Sarah before she promptly threw this in the trash.

 

Was this gap during the "radio silent" time? The one where that LEGO "high school" at McDonald's video was the first video by CWC in quite awhile?

we'll see

(looks like there's a lot of side stuff to cover)

 

After Sonichu 8 was unleashed on unprepared netizens the world over, Barbara actually straight told Chris to not put his disgusting porn on the internet. Chris, of course, complied and never-
Okay, I'm going to cut the crap right there. We all know Chris would go back to making ugly marker porn even after being told to stop by his parents, so may I present "Sonichu & Rosechu's Luvshack" (sic) and the other blindingly bad porn he made.

Spoiler: Poor man's e621, part 1

Yes, Chris actually included the very image that destroyed the one genuine friendship he could have potentially had (if he wasn't already a creep with her to begin with). And yes, he even drew atrocious porn of a person he hates and demonized in Sonichu.

 

Spoiler: Poor man's e621, part 2

The first two images were the results of a troll pretending to be a sweetheart for Chris. She asked for a piece containing Rosechu as a dickgirl pegging Sonichu. Chris thought he could outsmart her by drawing Rosechu with a strap-on (making her technically not have a penis), but Sarah (the troll, not Chris's childhood bully) saw through his ruse, and forced Chris to correct the image.