Legal Jail of Fail

IIRC we already knew he was in protective custody in the jail of fail, for obvious reasons
he's acting like a little kid and drawing on the walls

 

And in an act of extreme heresy, he crossed out "He" (God) in "May He shine on every part of your Christmas celebration" in a Christmas card, and wrote "I" above.

 

it's more delusions of grandeur than heresy, but yeah, point taken

schizos who had delusions like Chris used to be executed for heresy centuries ago - absolutely horrifying

 

There's also this interesting tidbit on the Jail of Fail from the "Chris's homes" article on the CWCki:

Yet another ban?

 

ban has happened again
that might be the most active we've heard of Chris being in a long time

listening to the radio (headphones only in jail), reading, drawing, writing, and meditating are all things Chris can do in his cell by himself

 

I didn't even think Chris was fit enough to play basketball, TBH.

 

IDK if it is full 5 on 5 basketball or Chris just shooting hoops in the rec yard

 

God, I hope the former. I would pay money to see Chris try to play as part of a team against other people.

 

Chris playing on a team with his bloated ego really would be something to see.

 

But Chris would have Bionic on his team.

 

Can you imagine Chris trying to play basketball on a team, and passing the ball to thin air "Bionic"?

 

I want to see how he'd talk to the IRL inmates and how he'd react to them dunking on his ass them being a bunch of dang, dirty cheaters.

 

[insert comment about stereotypical ethnic make-up of basketball players and how that might affect Chris's sportsmanship]

 

I mean, the prison-industrial complex was designed mainly to target that certain ethnicity also (not that other races don't get caught in it too). I wonder how they'd react to Chris trying to talk the way he did in the Lars calls lol.

 

It's like wondering if a bear shits in the woods. Of course they'll all play the prison version of Kick the Autistic.

 

And that's why Chris is in protective custody.

 

Christmas 2021 isn't exactly that great to Charb.

Barb is possibly all alone in 14BLC, surrounded by hoard.

Chris is in the Jail of Fail (rated 2 of 5 stars), coping with daydreaming and delusions of godhood.

 

At the very least on this Christmas, Bob is partying with Jesus

Spoiler

Okay, I know for any that cares is that Jesus wasn't born in December and that we may or may not really have any kind of here after. Still, better Christmas for Bob as usual since his death in not rotting away in the bug infested shithole home that could of been a Hoarders special.

 

I figured that, but I want to be there for the sheer confusion beforehand. I want to see hardened criminals try to process Chris doing a Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha on an inmate because he scored more points than Chris lol.