Things on the CWCki That You Find Inexplicably Funny

Haters to the left!

 

To this day I still don't know what that means.

 

It is said God will cast out the sinners with His left hand...

 

I can't disagree, really. The show had every reason to be corporate and bland but it wasn't. Nobody working on the show could've known it would reemerge 15 years later as meme-fodder but it feels like they made the show with that in mind.

To stay on topic I have this https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:NoPhotoCop.jpg
Not so much the photo itself (which is less "inexplicably funny" and more "blatantly depressing") but I like the filename. It took me a while before I got it.

 

It was the beginning of the end...

(I like the filename too.)

 

Goofus and Gallant

 

"Homer, awaiting his ill gotten fate."

- caption to a photo of a dashboard decoration in the "Sonchu" article

also from the same article:

 

Who remembers YOOOOOOOOOOUNG WARRIOOOOOOOOOOOORS!?

 

This

From the page on ED

 

And now Chris calls himself this freakish autistic royal-like title that isn't "Christian Weston Chandler", and the ED page is still up.

 

"However, Sonichu 13 its mentioned that an "Ian Brandon Anderson" was elected as the head police chief of CWCville. Whether these two were meant to be the same character (thus making the commissioned comic page non-canon) or a totally different person with a similar name was never explained."
Congrats to Chris for making one of the biggest villains in the Sonichu universe the chief of police. Ian Brandon Anderson totally won't be a jerkop that could lead a coup against the beloved leader of CWCkville.

 

As dumb as viral challenges are, even Chris can find a way to hit the rock bottom of them lol.

 

You gotta wonder if some of the incestuous subtext in Sonichu is some kind of subconcsious thing or if he's just that clueless.

 

"Chris has almost never spoken about astronomy, though he has talked about astronomy's retarded older sibling, astrology."

- Chris and science - CWCki

 

CWCville's currency is made up of "C-quarters" and "W-quarters". According to the Sonichu canon, 10 C-quarters make up a single W-quarter, which makes no sense considering what the word "quarter" means.

 

CWCki calls it the "CWQ", so "Q" for "quarter"?

Then again there's that big ego, so more likely the "W" like you said?

 

Why not both?

I forgot about this, and will now be using the "astronomy's retarded older sibling" line next time I'm forced to talk to the girl at the party who never buys her own weed and won't stop telling me about polyamory lol.

 

"Q" means "quarter" in q-sand.