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Alexander Gordon Jahans

Discussion in 'Internet Clips, Videos, Etc.' started by NotAriel, Jan 27, 2017.

  1. NotAriel

    NotAriel Well-Known Member

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    TheImportantFart Jet-powered fish

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    This is straying dangerously close to being an outright lolcow thread, but... this guy has issues. His voice cracks me up too.

    Also, if /pol/tards start showing up, this will be why.
     
  3. NotAriel

    NotAriel Well-Known Member

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    Lots of kiwis are /pol/tards, myself included.

    It's not a lolcow thread because we will just post his videos and lightheartedly discuss him in a friendly way.
     
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    Ol Slag 'Tism stormchaser

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    His sideburns need some definite work.
     
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    Wolverine really let himself go.
     
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    Yeah he's got side tufts rather than side burns.
     
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    NotAriel Well-Known Member

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    I'm not watching all 40 minutes of that, but in the first minute he said he wasn't going to talk about the wider geo-political situation and then spent the next five minutes talking about the wider geo-political situation.

    Autism. Not even once.
     
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    At about 19 mins he says he's so aroused that he can't sleep.
     
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    NotAriel Well-Known Member

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    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    I like the NSFW tag, as if anyone is going to watch "explaining vore" at work.
     
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    TheImportantFart Jet-powered fish

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    I'm watching it there right now. The whole office has gathered round to laugh.
     
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    Get ready for some epic necro, luckily /ourlad/ Jahans would approve. https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/...ns-gordon-jones-farshnuke-alasdair-jakes.872/
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    Update: our boy got covid, yet before he announced he got coif Jahans kept up on the bloggage still as copious as ever although not as often.
    Jahans posted this picture to his Facebook in 2020.
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    As OP predicted yes he has indicated recently that he struggles with gender identity issues, all in the bloggage.

    bloggage: https://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/2020/07/24th-july-2020.html >Do not misunderstand me I am a man. I identify as a man and getting the testosterone has made me feel so much better, so much more like what I am supposed to be. I love the beard and moustache. I love that I m physically so much bigger. >A few years ago after tensions between me and Dad had finally reached a climax he tried to get my testosterone stopped and I was so angry and hurt. This matters so much. I am a man. This is important to me. My masculinity is important to me. >At the same time my questioning of my gender identity and gender expression didn’t stop. So much of what it means to be a cis man is societally enforced bullshit. >I think there is a perception among those close to me that in some ways my autism has lessened as I have perceptively become less weird over the last decade but it is more true to say that I am more comfortable with who I am and have language to understand how and why I am the way I am. >I now understand for example that the reason I like Barbies really is just bickers I think they are pretty and cute, no more no less. I like to be surrounded by cute things that make me happy but to my idiot younger self Barbies were girly and therefore icky and so it was only okay if I liked them bickers I was a manly man who liked women. Reasoning that was fucking weird but I didn’t have the language or self confidence to appreciate why I liked them. >My father was a monster who thought buying me shit made up for terrorising me and proving no emotional support and I am still learning the extent to which mental illness effects my mother and her behaviour towards me and everybody else. >I am continually reminded and made more aware of just how much women constantly navigate monstrous cis men and have to be on guard bickers an innocent mistake or stupid bit of weirdness could be a sign of danger. I feel like the idiot boy who was swimming around with a shark fin on his back in Jaws. I might not have caused any harm myself but I have no guarantee that my stupidity didn’t scare or unnerve people bickers they have experience of the predators that do exist. >That said. All of that said. All the context provided. I have had time to think about myself. I don’t think it is enough to say any more that I am just a cis man who presents in a masculine manner. >A community I am a part of is still reeling from the revelation that a middle aged lesbian cis woman was a cis man catfishing other women and manipulating them into sharing nude photos. In this context I don’t feel right saying that I am anything other than a cis man until I am absolutely certain. It feels disingenuous and potentially harmful to those who have been traumatised by cis men. >What I will say though is that if the grand spectrum of gender presentations, gender expressions and gender identities is analogous to a large ocean with being cis and heteronormative in presentation and expression analogous to the frozen polar ice caps then I am now starting to get my feet wet.


    Jahans followed this up with a video where he begged to be left alone which got many off guards since the trolling stopped years ago when he disappeared into the Hannibal fandom.
    Jahans last bloggage was published on 2/24/21
    https://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/2021/02/the-collapse-of-hope-bloggage.html
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  14. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Only four years late in replying.....not bad.
     
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    What's the saying better later than never?
    I was sad to hear he got covid, I assumed we NEETs would be immune.
     
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    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Quite presumptuous of you
    for all you know, I'm at work right now, talking to a silly person like you during my downtime.
     
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    oh, I didn't mean you I meant me and Jahans.
     
  18. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Suuuuuuuure, suuuuuuuure.
     
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    bloggage: https://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/2021/02/the-collapse-of-hope-bloggage.html (archive)

    THE COLLAPSE OF HOPE
    A Bloggage
    By
    Alexander Gordon Jahans


    The Evil demon has been removed from power and normalcy has returned. With it the terror of Neoliberalism holds court once again and while it is much better than the monsters who held office before there is a disquieting sense of unease to the fallen ruling powers being reinstated.

    The Pandemic has not on the whole affected me much, my social life was destroyed five years ago so a life inside is no big change or sacrifice. What is disquieting is seeing the effect it has taken on the world. We are living through a global war, a siege against a pandemic. World War Coronavirus. Hundreds of thousands are dead, the economy is in shambles and generations will be scarred by the time this is done.

    What is particularly dreadful is noticing how the pandemic has become a kind of background factor. Friends complain about being tired and irritable that they aren’t as productive as they would like. I almost have to remind them that we do not live in normal times. In the days of prior pandemics there wasn’t the air travel and speed and ease of access across borders that we have today.

    There’s also a bitter fucking irony that the parties of closed borders have now become the parties of pandemic denial. Their desperate need to showcase their callous stupidity is so great that they would not even wear masks when invading the Capitol. Better to show the libs than have even the slightest element of self preservation.

    I am reminded ofwhen a far right stalker claimed I doxxed myself by using my real name online yet the far right committed coups while using their real names and smiling for the cameras.

    What especially troubles me though isn’t the fascists or the pandemic - I trust the self preservation instincts of the powerful and the wealthy to resolve those problems in the end - it’s the delusional insistence of the super rich and the powerful that this neoliberal system of late capitalist politics and economic instability is viable going forward because they have resources enough that they could easily be blind to the impact of this devastation until its too late.

    The reason I think it is so hard for die hard capitalists to see the instability in their beloved system as it stands is that we have never lived through a death of a global political and economic system like this.

    The fascists are not a terrifying foe nor noble patriots fighting for liberty. They are vultures who can see the capitalist system is dying and seek to replace it.

    The problem capitalists have is that they have been under attack for so long that it is legitimately hard for them to consider that the inherent flaws of their system mean it is well overdue for a radical overhaul if not an outright replacement with another system.

    I personally think that market based economics can have value going forward but definitely not like it is now. I would argue that we need to break up monopolies and have strong regulation, a much higher minimum wage that is a living wage, rent controls, higher taxes on the super rich (if you think I mean you, you’re not rich enough so relax) and increased protection to unions. (Except for the police unions. At least in America the police union has shown itself to be toxic and needs to be broken up.)

    Maybe with the advent of the world wide web and global pandemics it’s time we consider having some sort of global government to regulate companies who exist across multiple parts of the world so the global government can impose taxes regardless of where people flee. Congratulations on hiding your excess wealth and the earnings of your company in a tax haven, the Global Economic Authority will be taxing that heavily with an extra high tax for being a slippery bastard.

    Unfortunately the chances of this happening are slim. Instead it seems Capitalism is beginning its transition to Neo-Feudalism and starting to attempt legalising slavery again. In the age of drones and nuclear weapons when police will kill a black kid for stealing a chocolate bar and let fascists into the Capitol what hope does the common person have to achieve change.

    There’s a bitter irony that the conservatives oppose identity politics when to the ultra powerful and ultra rich Identity Politics are a release valve for public anger and a way to pretend like progress is being made. Sure black people are being mown down by cops but you got a black man as president. Sure slavery is being legalised once again but the Biden administration is championing trans rights.

    I am not undermining the importance of legislation to protect the oppressed nor am I undermining the importance of representation but it is very cheap to do politically when in practise income inequality is rising and practical demonstrations of oppression aren’t being seriously addressed. It’s like addressing that black people can’t sit in the best seats on the titanic as it is sinking. I’m glad the racism is being tackled but I want the dying to stop.

    I almost envy people whose biggest concerns are the pandemic and Trump. I do not say that from a position of ignorance either. White Supremacists are obsessed with me. There’s something pathetic about their need to get a reaction from me after losing the presidency, the senate and congress. Sure they handed the democrats complete power through their incompetence but at least they can try and bully an autistic man. They are scum but they are fundamentally irrelevant to the future of the country and the world. We need to address the inherent instability of an economic system that is currently not fit for purpose.

    Anyway in other news I am working my way through series 6 of Voyager after watching all of TOS, TAS, TNG, DS9 and ENT. If you had told me five years ago that I’d miss Enterprise when I was watching Voyager I’d have laughed in your face but that show was a marvel compared to Voyager’s reset button method of storytelling. Voyager also missed that the reason Seven was popular was that she added an arc and consequences to the ship of the reset button.

    I know this was a blog about politics but I have a serious suggestion for anybody with the power to create and write for Star Trek: Remake Voyager but do it right. The existence of the Equinox already retconned the existence of another ship so you could literally have it tie into care take if you wanted. Or maybe Discovery or Picard could do something similar. Enterprise showed with series three that you can tell a serious lone ship in dangerous territory story without backups and limited supplies and they still managed to involve and episode where the crew turn into monkeys and an episode where they find a wild west planet.

    I will have to write my full thoughts on Voyager later but if any show is crying out for a remake it’s Voyager. For extra drama you could even have a twist of Battlestar Gallactica by having an old Enterprise era NX model ship be the one pulled out. Actually I’d be all for three series of the crew of Enterprise pulled into the delta quadrant and possibly hundreds of years into the future as they’re on board the NX-01 for a reunion cruise before its mothballed for good. Or hell we never saw the last voyage of the Enterprise B so you could use that. Make the stakes even higher by having the crew stranded in the delta quadrant without the luxury of replicators or holodecks.
     
  20. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    If you can't even hold a simple conversation with me, what hope is there for you?