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Sonichu Sonichu (the comic itself)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Ms. Mowz, May 2, 2021.

  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    What if "Sonichu" was an evil spirit summoned by Chris when he was thinking of what to put on the CD cover?
     
  2. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    I thought this was common knowledge.
     
  3. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg 111-CWCSchuRchu.jpg 112-NDSonichu2.jpg 115-CWCEmbarassed.jpg
    Fun fact: the first picture was one of several things that got sites like Something Awful and 4Chan to discover Chris Chan, which began Chris's life becoming a real life Truman's Show.
    Also included: unintentional (?) Foreshadowing of tomgirl and some decals to make any Nintendo DS drop in value in a matter of seconds.
     
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  4. Liquid Squirtle

    Liquid Squirtle Still Shitposting on the Moon Staff Member Administrator

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    Sweet GodBear why did he draw his leg hair like he's a meth addict? And why did he draw himself concealing a boner and oh no why am I still asking questions somebody please help.
     
  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    You've likely noticed how Chris draws Comic Chris so inconsistently.

    If one made an animation from the drawings of him, it'd look like this ever-morphing blob creature. Even the clothes and shoes appear to constantly morph.
     
  6. Ms. Mowz

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    Y'know, when I saw that drawing, I thought Chris's legs looked like shriveled up testicles.
    I'm sorry.
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    You certainly do, Chris Chan. And we also found out through Sonichu 10 that when you catch those "crooks", you then proceed to torture and kill them SAW style (something that would be considered a cruel and unusual punishment by any normal laws outside of Cwcville).
     
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  7. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    He's even got his think-police to help him with that. Thankfully he hasn't caught Blank yet.
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

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    Somehow I get the subtle impression that Chris may have been sort of obsessed with Sonichu.
     
  9. Ms. Mowz

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    122-CWCsGamecubeP2.jpg 124-ACChanBck.jpg 127-LevelBattle.jpg 129-ChrisChanMegtune.jpg
    Oh great, more creepy stalker art of Megan. This time with a hint of bestiality.
     
  10. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    I never saw that last drawing before but on the CWCipedia Chris wrote:
     
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    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    On the one hand I can't imagine he actually showed this to her because if somebody drew art like this of me I'd cut them off immediately. Then again this is Chris and he can't keep his creepy tendencies a secret, so maybe he did show her and she just asked him to stop then let it slide?

    I'm not trying to victim-blame Megan or anything, I just can't comprehend how she would have taken this creepy art.
     
  12. ToroidalBoat

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    I guess some can have more tolerance than others of odd art of themselves.

    Yet with the context it was made and shown to the world in, "ShecameforCWC.JPG" sure crossed the line with Megan.

    Also who knows if Chris made any other "R-18" art we don't know of?
     
  13. Ms. Mowz

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    Yes, Chris actually used his DS as an attraction sign. And yes, Chris also made his creepy stare into a Yu-Gi-Oh card.
     
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    That evil glare and a stupid "curse" move?

    Definitely moves a "good guy" would wield!
     
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    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Nothing says dating material like "I am a 22-year old boy."
     
  16. ToroidalBoat

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    "AW MAN! BECAUSE I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, I AM A BIG JERK!"

    - males "JERKS" according to CWC
     
  17. Ms. Mowz

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    Take note on the fact that the "Girlfriend" has the exact same design as Chris Chan's imaginary twin sister. Chris would have been mocked for wanting to fuck his make believe sister even if he never drew shecameforcwc.jpeg.
    And that's without acknowledging the elephant in the room.
     
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    Thank god Chris's real sister kept her distance from him and Bob. Now that we know how okay he is with incest, he may have pulled some shit with her a lot earlier if she had stuck around.
     
  19. ToroidalBoat

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    The Scrapbook of Fail is like a wat that never ends.

    It just goes on and on, my friends.
     
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    And of course, Chris's narcissism wouldn't be complete unless he made card versions of his fantasy city.