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Sonichu Sonichu (the comic itself)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Ms. Mowz, May 2, 2021.

  1. Wordsworth

    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR

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    I'm not even sure why he needs a TV when he already towers over the stick figures and circles people at the mall. Either that or he's giving his speech to that old Mall Madness board game.
     
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    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Chris kind of likes TV a lot.
     
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  3. Ms. Mowz

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    ...and Simonla died from a toilet exploding whale voltorb. Why do these pages in particular look like they belong in a Loss edit?
     
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    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    using pokemon for murder

    you know... for kids! :confused:

    (also that lead helmet stopping telepathy thing could be copied from Fairly Oddparents)
     
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    I love how Chris continues these non-apologies all while he plans his murder schemes. Reminder that Chris thinks the shit that happened in his comic also happened in real life in an alternate "Toon Town" universe, hence why he called himself "The Mayor of Cwcville IN REAL LIFE". So by that same schizo logic of his, that means that Chris really did kill the Asperpedia Four.
    (PS: WTF is going on with the judge's mouth there?)
     
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    Gotta love how Chris is making his apology at the same time that he's forcing the people he's allegedly apologizing to into a kangaroo court to be "executed" in a manner more akin to the torture / murder scenes in SAW than actual executions, something that simply cannot be morally justified in any way,
     
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    The "CWC" on the judge's podium or bench or whatever shows just how fair and impartial the court is.

    Also "Honor Roll" tosses civil law, criminal law, and the barbaric ways of the first tyrants before legal codes into a blender.

    And Chris seriously thought the "Chaotic Combo" (sounds like a bad guy team) are the "good guys"?
     
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    I like how the exploded Voltorb is still in one piece but it has Xs for eyes.

    This is what Sonichu needed. Less ego stroking, more using Pokemon as weapons.
     
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    That's how it works in the pocketman games: they just faint when using explodey moves.
     
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    And so, Wild Sonichu encourages his less than one year old daughter to brutally murder the person that didn't even kill her mother, and then took his glasses as some kind of trophy (the first sign of a serial killer). I don't think Wild is going to win any "Father of the Year" awards, folks.
    (Also, Jesus Christ, that ego stroking page declaring Christian Love Day. Fun fact: February 24th is also the day the Nazi Party was formed.)
     
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    wow :confused:

    Chris was kind of a jerk.

    (and it looks like he still is)
     
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    Imagine if Chris didn't post everything online and this shit was discovered AFTER he went to jail. Chilling to think about.
     
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    hey @Fauna Fox

    Are you going to post that retcon where the "guilty" are sent to live as Amish?

    I like that one a lot better than the horrific SAW-inspired torture scenes.
     
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    And of course, Chris just had to end his biggest ego trip by telling everyone that was annoyed with his uploading schedule to fuck off. It's like the cherry on top of the shit cake.
    Don't worry: I'm going to post all of Sonichu onto this thread. This includes unfinished pages, individual art pieces of Chris that could be considered part of the comic canon, and [INFO REDACTED], all to make this thread the complete version of Chris Chan's manifesto.

    But for the moment, I'm going to take a break for a while. Sonichu 10 in particular was hard to get through, especially since I actually had to read ALL of the walls of text, just to give you guys an TL;DR version.
     
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    The only positive I can say about the walls of text is that they're not difficult to follow (save for the actual content). Unlike when Chris scatters the speech bubbles all over the page. Pages 71 and 72 are the worst examples of this.
     
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    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    Sandy was forced to evolve to her adult form with the soft sand before she was a week old, being denied a childhood just so that she could be brainwashed into torturing an innocent man to death.
     
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    This may sound A-Log-y, but can you imagine how messed up Chris could get... if he weren't restrained by fear of consequences or of people "playing America's favorite game"?

    oh hey I saw the cartoon that's from
     
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    And now, for the miscellaneous art Chris drew related to Sonichu. I'm going to start things off with ones from the scrapbook of fail. Some things I want to point: there's about 518 pictures in that scrapbook, but a vast majority of them are reused and repurposed artwork, because Chris really is that much of a lazy artist. I will there for not post those duplicate drawings or every single card Chris has included in this. This should insure that sanity stays relatively intact.
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    We start things off with updated pages for Chris's autistic homemade Nintendo Power magazine. And as you can see, his idea of a Sonichu game is in fact just a ripoff of Sonichu Adventure.
    (P.S.: the rest of the pretend magazine is also in the scrapbook, but those have nothing to do with Sonichu, hence why I didn't post them. Just in case you're curious, his other games are just as unoriginal, ranging from a compilation title of Genesis Sonic games ported to the SNES, to "Super Sonic 64" (quite literally just Super Mario 64 but with Sonic and Tails), and a Mega Man X title that's all about reusing stages and bosses from both the classic Mega Man series and the X series, which is somehow too unoriginal even by Capcom's standards, considering their idiotic ideas for Robot Masters and Reploids, among other things.)
     
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    That drawing of Chris.

    "I spent like three hours doing shading the upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done."
     
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    Yes, this is the CD that spawned Sonichu, and further proof that our education system has failed us yet again. Also includes the contents of his bootleg ego CD; it's almost entirely songs from Pokeyman and Sanic, with some N64 music thrown in, as well.
    And just an FYI, this is one of the Sonic songs on that hypothetical CD of his

    Totally not gay at all.