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Sonichu Sonichu (the comic itself)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Ms. Mowz, May 2, 2021.

  1. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    This comic is incredibly gay, which is ironic considering how afraid of being seen as gay Chris was.
     
  2. Wordsworth

    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR

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    You know if I wasn't told those drawings are supposed to look terrible I wouldn't have noticed. I was going to say Chris, with his affinity for Family Guy, should've made them look more like the "low resolution blocky universe" but he references it right in the comic and still got it wrong.
    (How many Family Guy references are in this comic already?)
     
  3. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    FTFY

    All jokes aside, more Sonichu.
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    "I am not a God"
    Try telling that to your present day self in jail, Chris.
     
  4. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    I concede. You are right.
     
  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Chris also said PowerWeb "stinks on ice".

    Also I'm pretty sure good guys usually don't break into people's houses to hack into their computers like that.
     
  6. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Asperichu was a pretty good trolling job.
     
  7. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    Chris is a good guy?
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    TL;DR: "Every piece of fiction is real in another dimension! Except for the ones I don't like!"
    At least, I think that's what Chris is saying.
     
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    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    With his ego as bloated as it was back then, that's what he expected everyone to think of the "heroes" of the comics.

    also
    (I think Vivian said the same thing in the audiobooks)
     
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  9. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Hobo Sonichu and his gay sidekick Mitch are my new favorite characters.
     
  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    IIRC, in the audiobooks when the hobo was saying the Asperchu comics are "badly drawn", Vivian put in the audio of Bender singing the definition of "irony" in Futurama.
     
  11. Ms. Mowz

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    Dammit, Sonichu! Inos just wanted to vegetate in peace, and you just had to send him to the gas chambers, didn't you?
    Also, I don't think Thomas Jefferson would give a shit about a parody comic making fun of a manchild, Chris Magi-Chan.
     
  12. Ms. Mowz

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    The diversity hire ordered by Chris in an attempt to not appear racist is going to shoot weed all the way up to the Moon as if it was just a garbage dump, While Hobo Collossal Chris gets ready to cripple an elderly woman he has demonized for almost a decade at the time of Sonichu 10.
     
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    Any time black people show up in this comic they sound like they stepped out of a 1970s sitcom.
     
  14. ToroidalBoat

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    Likely because '70s sitcoms are the majority of exposure Chris got to black people.

    And this is even though he was a waterboy "manager" on the Manchester basketball team with a number of black people, and there were incidents at the GAMe PLACe.
     
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    LET'S GO KICK HIS A** FOR GIVING US ASPERGERS AND DRAWING US SOOO TERRIBLY!

    If I didn't know better I'd say Chris is projecting.
     
  16. Ms. Mowz

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    It's like blaxploitation films, except far less awesome
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    For those that don't want to read the MASSIVE WALL OF TEXT on page 79 (I don't blame any of you, TBH), Chris Chan says he's going to let gay people do what they want in Cwcville, even after he contaminated the water supply with the "vaccine" to "cure" them from being gay. And immediately after he said that, he says that gay marriage is still illegal.
     
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    The dictator "mayor for life" of the city state American city of CWCville issues a decree gives a speech to the oppressed subjects citizens in the mall.

    With a "CWC" on the podium.
     
  18. Cyan

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    These two stick women are actually me and Indigo right after we planted the bomb that killed Simonla. Don't tell Chris about that though.
     
  19. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    I see I got back just in time to watch Evan kill Mommy.
     
  20. {o}P ii

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    lol he looks fat on the big tv