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Legal Jail of Fail

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, Aug 5, 2021.

  1. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Sad but true. For every Idea Guy or Bella that slipped through, no telling how many The Watchdogs squashed out.
     
  2. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    What are the odds BlueSpike is right in the middle of that timeline?
     
  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    More weens keep sending Chris letters.

    (new letter from the Jail of Fail on the CWCki)
     
  4. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    It’s a guaranteed way to get authentic Chris content. I expect he’s going to get dozens of letters.
     
  5. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    Receiving letters is one thing. Deigning to respond is another.

    (Writing letters, though, is a lost art.)
     
  6. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    So that most recent letter revealed that they're required to put their real names on the envelope. If/when Chris gets out, is he going to have the means to doxx everyone that wrote him? Imagine getting doxxed by Chris Chan five years later for being a ween.
     
  7. Sad Ken

    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

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    Sounds hilarious to me. Let's hope it happens.

    Nowt new in the latest letter anyway. Chris still thinks she's Jesus.
     
  8. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Oh, I don't know. This letter came across as very "I may have fucked my mom but any accusations that I fucked my plushies are NOT TRUE!"
     
  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    How does the CWC delirium work now?

    Does he think he's both "Blue Heart" and a reincarnation of Christ?
     
  10. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    We can only hope so. Double points because some of them may be in good positions in life and then have this hit lol.

    I mean, he also thought he was Sonichu and Magichan at the se time too. I have $10 that says he gets to at least a dodecity (would that be the version of a trinity, but with 12?) before he gets out of jail.
     
  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    One of the beliefs of "New Age" is that all are (part of) God.

    Maybe "Chris Chan" came across that while looking up "magic stones" and "astral projection", and combined with reading the Bible - likely the only book available in the Jail of Fail - he got the idea that he's somehow an incarnation of Christ?
     
  12. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Chis calling himself Jesus is pretty basic compared to calling himself a Commodore 64 Goddess.
     
  13. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    IIRC prisons have decent libraries, might be hit or miss in a small rural jail, though, and they can censor anything they don't want the inmates to know

    as I said before, schizophrenics often think they're famous people, and claiming to be Jesus is common when people have delusions of grandeur

    IDK if there's been much discussion about it, but when Chris says this sort of thing, some people think he's just playing make-believe like kids do. Chris's life is pretty bleak, so pretending to be some kind of deity instead of a manchild might be something he does to cope with his pitiful adult life. Or he could be completely mentally deranged, IDK.

    Toroidal Boat might be right - Chris read something online about an inner god or an inner goddess or having a spark of the divine and he interpreted it in his manchild way
     
  14. Kindred

    Kindred Your sins always comeback!

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    I don't think that's how biology works
     
  15. LewdDecepticonPerpetrator

    LewdDecepticonPerpetrator Keeping the punch action in frame.

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    Chris doesn't sound as miserable in jail as I thought he would. I'd wager he spends hours a day contentedly playing solitaire, and probably attaches a mystical quality to it, like he's reading Tarot cards or something.

    It's funny how Chris is incapable of humility. Being jailed for one of the shameful things imaginable has only inflated his ego. He's truly magic.
     
  16. Sad Ken

    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

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    His apparent lack of misery may be because he's anticipating some sort of exoneration and doesn't comprehend the level of shit he's in. Either a trial in which he is found not guilty of all charges and tearfully reunited with Barb (no doubt to be celebrated with more sexy time), or the Dimensional Merge happening and bailing him out.

    If he does get a significant custodial sentence, or is put in an institution for the "neurologically interesting", or is required to attend some sort of serious mental health therapy (not the half assed handwaving he got last time) whilst not ever being able to return to his room in 14 BLC full of toys and lego, his attitude might be somewhat different.
     
  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    As said before, I think Chris thinks this time won't be too different from the other times he was in jail.

    BTW he still thinks the Snyder incident was a trap.
     
  18. king koi

    king koi Nobody cares, yo!

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    So jail makes you into this.[​IMG]
    But Chris has always kind of been this, well kooky. Dude seems to have always believed in some roger rabbit world. Loves crossover media and still believed in Santa until well past high school.
     

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  19. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    It was more of a joke about how primarily women get into astrology/new age shit.
     
  20. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    To put it mildly, Chris just doesn't think like we do (I'd get dozens of late ratings if I posted this on KF)
    he's a manchild, a child in an adult body
    as long as he's pacified and occupied, he's fine
    IIRC from a psych class from years ago, kids often have big egos because they lack maturity and perspective, which allows them to think they're the most important people around. Chris lacks the perspective to realize how screwed he is and what awaits him, but since he's chilling out in jail and has a few things to play with, he's fine.