1/22/17: Chris reaches out to Barron Trump

Lol chris telling people to Google him.

Also 'trolling stupids' for new cwcism

 

Google me...IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS!

 

I tend to look at Donald Trump as Chris, Barron as Sonichu, and the USA as CWCville.

 

This post is 100% unadulterated autism. There is not a word in it that isn't autism and every idea in it is autistic without exception.

Also if the kid name is Baron and his father is the president of the USA then he's a lost cause already. There's nothing anyone can do to prevent this kid from becoming a douchebag - much less so Chris, who never had a chance at anything but shit himself and do nothing.

Also, is Chris getting better?

 

At least Chris is no longer homophobic as he used to, but still look at that long wall of text that no one is gonna read.

 

I read it. To be honest, it's a lot less of a word-salad than some of his other recent posts.

 

I thought that was an old one?

 

Yeah it was a pretty old one but I think it's a while since we read that term from him recently.

 

Oh right I never heard it before.

 

I guess it really has been awhile since CWC used it though.

Like that "haters to the left" thing (which I still don't know what CWC meant by it).

 

My favorite one was NOWNOWNOWNOW and china. You cant beat those

 

cwcism's are fun in general its like when people dub over movies to make them day time TV acceptable. just make's you chuckle over the stupidity.

 

His use of the word duck to describe his dick has to be my all time fave.

 

Something tells me that Barron Trump doesn't need Chris to tell him not to make a video with a blow up doll.

 

I absolutely love how he goes on and on about how being around the LGBTQ community has made him more kind, more compassionate, more understanding, and not homophobic, and in the very next paragraph, what does he reference as an equally influential source of infinite compassion for alternative lifestyles?

The Bible. The fucking Bible. Which of course includes such gems as:

• Leviticus 18:22, "You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination."
• Leviticus 20:13, "If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death."
• 1 Corinthians 6:9-10, "Or do you not know that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, 10 nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, shall inherit the kingdom of God."
• Romans 1:26-28, "For this reason God gave them over to degrading passions; for their women exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural, 27 and in the same way also the men abandoned the natural function of the woman and burned in their desire toward one another, men with men committing indecent acts and receiving in their own persons the due penalty of their error. 28 And just as they did not see fit to acknowledge God any longer, God gave them over to a depraved mind, to do those things which are not proper."
• Romans 1:32, "...and, although they know the ordinance of God, that those who practice such things are worthy of death, they not only do the same, but also give hearty approval to those who practice them."

 

Somehow I doubt CWC reads the Bible. This is someone who learned about the afterlife from parents and Uncle TV:

 

More than that, he pretty much says that the LGBTQDCFE community are literally the only good people on the planet. Remember that autism leaves no room for figurative speech - if he says they are are the only good people on the planet then he actually believes everyone else in the entire world who isn't a snowflake in some way or another is literally the devil himself!

 

I do like it when Chris gets obsessive with something and just can't let it go. I honestly thought he'd lose interest in Trump after the election and go back to shitting himself and doing nothing. I hope this Trump obsession brings up all the latent autism in Chris and we get some really spergy moments.

Also like the fact that mentions the Love is Love comic book as a reference, like Baron would have read that.

 

I really hate it when Chris tries to sound smart in his writing.