Legal Chris removed from his house due to incest

Newsweek got bought out years ago, it’s just clickbait now and not a real mainstream media outlet like it used to be.

 

[rates Feels]

 

The moment this manages to somehow make rounds in countries like Saudi Arabia, Russia, and China and perhaps even African countries like Nigeria and Ghana is the day Chris is truly known around the world.

 

the fuck is wrong with people?

so that did come to fruition? jesus fuck, I thought it was speculation at this point

this would also require chris to know their rights and more importantly keeping quiet and demanding a lawyer

 

Well, Chris Chan's real full name is Christian Weston Chandler and she's a transgender female due to gender dysphoria

 

Chris almost never left Virginia, yet people across the planet know about Chris.

If there's any space aliens out there, what if any of them know of Chris too?

I think Chris "went Tomgirl" because of a hatred of males, and no longer wanting to be one.

 

And now Chris's Patreon is a bust.

 

A theory that I've heard from a user here was that Chris had basically developed hatred for men that went so deep he even hated himself for being the same gender. I think it makes sense, and he's so desperate for pussy that he thinks becoming a woman will allow him to get sex.

Obviously, Chris lacks any understanding of how to relate to anyone, and as I said, doesn't understand what love actually is.

He didn't take care of himself, both in hygiene and in personality. How could he possibly take care of anyone else if he's unable to take care of himself?

 

CWC had a weird hatred of male nudity and even his own genitals. He had bizarre near-hallucinations of seeing male nudity and hearing "Chris is gay!" which is both hilarious and disturbing, like everything else involving CWC.

I don't know about Chris having gender dysphoria, and if anyone has proof of that I'd like to see it. My understanding was about ten years ago he found out he was a "tomgirl" (male counterpart of a tomboy) and found out he enjoyed dressing in female clothing. Eventually he found out about trans people and started to identify as a trans woman.

Virginia only puts trans women in female prison if they've had gender reassignment surgery. Since CWC hasn't done that, if he goes to prison he'll be sent to a male prison.

ETA - yes, in 2016 CWC was diagnosed with gender identity disorder, it's in the Chris and gender article on the CWCki

 

"transgender" = one who sees oneself as a different sex

"transtransgender" = one who sees onself as transgender?

 

Chrisgender.

 

Finally got the CWCki to load and the first thing I saw was this:

Man, those were the days...

 

Hopefully no weens or Twitter morons will egg Adam Stackhouse on this situation, especially since he didn't even intentionally trolled Chris with that PaRappa contest.

Of course, that's being way too optimistic towards humanity at this point.

 

BIRTHDAY BOY

 

The petty thud of a Megatron pistol, the sad hum of ATHF in the background.

 

Well, Chris is a trans-female, plus, Chris only has this day and tomorrow to be released from jail this Thursday

 

Ha ha, what is that from again?

 

His entry in the Parappa the Rapper contest

 

Not to go off-topic, but this throwback video reminds me of two things:

1) If the CWCki is correct, Chris only bungled into the "Top 10 finalists" spot because of the obscurity of the contest itself, and that, apparently, so few people entered, that it was a case of "Well, we need to fill out the Top 10, guess he's in..."

2) Chris' motives were more on the front of "Megan will *totally* have sexy times with me if I take her on the grand prize trip to the Penny Arcade Expo!" (This despite the fact that Megan essentially told Chris that, had he won, she would have said no to his invite to the Expo)

 

Hey guys, what did I miss