Legal Chris removed from his house due to incest

Like a wildfire after a gender reveal party, the fire is moving quick, and it doesn't look like it'll stop.

 

There's a lawyer on KF talking about the legal issues

tl;dr

there probably won't be a trial but there will be a plea deal - CWC pleads guilty to some felonies and gets probation. If he screws up probation, it's prison time.
Null might have to testify, LOL

CWC in the witness stand would be hilarious, but that probably isn't going to happen.
We could get the video of the cops interrogating CWC - LOL to the extreme
the CWCki wouldn't be admissible in court

 

Multiple people are calling the jail.

Seems the charges are incest-related.

Also here's the thread mentioned by @ICanFeelTheCosmos0704:

Chris - The Legal Issues | Kiwi Farms

 

has anyone tried calling the jail, LOL

 

Seems like the GameStop incident was like a year or two ago.

But nope, it's already about half a dozen years ago.

(and trespassing and macing are nothing compared to this)

 

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-been-arrested.96810/page-102#post-9608563

yep, people have called the jail

Of Sonichus and Men

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-has-been-arrested.96810/page-105#post-9608647

 

Can we get that one guy from several years ago on KF, who claimed to be a lawyer and posted photos of his own dick on the site, to lead the defense for Chris?

 

Saul Goodman?

 

Honestly surprised that Ralph Report guy didn’t get arrested for yelling at the cops & Chris during the arrest. I don’t know jack shit about him though, I didn’t even know he was a local.

 

people scream at the cops all the time when they're arresting people (First Amendment and all), as long as bystanders don't try to interfere (obstructing justice) the cops try to ignore them or tell them to calm down

Ethan Ralph was supposed to be in California tomorrow because a 19 year old woman, half his age, gave birth to a son in May and he had a parental rights hearing. He's trashy enough to be more concerned about CWC and sticking it to Null than about his rights to see his less than 3 month old son

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot_20210801-202230_twitter-jpg.2401532/

that is what the puer natus est ex carne et frumento hodie post was all about back in May

 

I have followed the gunt guy at all. A newborn child being involved makes it just sad for me and not a fun lolcow. Imagine being talked about on the farms before even being born, Jesus.

 

yeah, the kid had a thread 5-6 months before his birth

 

This. Unless Ralphus was getting in the cops faces with his cell phone/camera/whatever and getting in the way, cops pretty much won't do jack shit besides, as Cosmos said, tell him to be quiet and calm down.

 

ALAB: Assigned Lolcow At Birth.

 

Yeah that guy. seems on brand as they're both creeps

Look on the bright side: Clearly this man should not be around the child, so it's one way of filtering out the bad eggs.

 

seeing as how Chris used his duck on her I’d assume they’d consider him a biological male, though I read he was booked as a female (so the pronoun Nazis can sleep well tonight). I think the potential for rape is a bigger deal than an incest charge at this point, as disgusting as it is. I’m thinking Barb is an elderly person with dementia who unwillingly had sexual acts performed on her.

 

Manchester Chris would sigh and not believe it. Classic Chris would see this as a dang, dirty trick from the trolls.

Truly Ralph's priorities are straightened out. Gotta try and scream about the dang dirty Florida man than attend to some court hearing in California.

With how Barb reacted to her own child raping her, I wouldn't be surprised at the rape angle being the bigger deal. Also to note considering your avatar, Chris truly did manage to tiggle some poosay. It all just had to be done in the most disgusting manner.

 

TBH, even though her appearance and weight has noticeably changed since then, I still have the fucking nasty imagery of Evil CWC (what I'm now going to call modern day Chris) fingering the snorlax version of Barb.

I fucking hate it.

 

It's a most vile thing, and this comes from someone that managed to look at some horrible parts of ED when that site was a thing.

Also as a side note, I like how some other sites will be talking about this incident from Twitter and Reddit to Know Your Meme and whatever Tumblrs are out there. From Chris' arrest and all the theories they could come up with without reading the wiki and what Christorians put together to thinking there's only one target to blame which can only be trolls and/or Kiwi Farms. And with a place like Know Your Meme and Twitter, I managed to see one guy sperg about the Farms being responsible for this and another thinking it's only the trolls in general while the latter had someone not wanting Liquid Chris because of the Farms, all towards a game dev that doesn't want to put Chris in Binding of Isaac anymore iirc. When will the CWCki stop shitting itself so people can realize that outside of cesspits, Chris still has the capacity to be terrible as shown previously.