Legal Chris removed from his house due to incest

This does gives credence to the rumor that Chris humped his pillow in front of Barb when she threw away his Classic shirt.

 

police station clerk: oh hey u guys are back early

cop: 14 branchland court's incestuous

police station clerk: what?

cop: *loading a pistol and getting back in the squad car* 14 branchland court's incestuous."

 

Many of us would hold out on it being Idea Guy 3.0 shit but with how Chris and Barb spooned and held each other in an inappropriate fashion at court (according to the man in the pickle suit) this may of been something coming in hindsight. With the shit like dimensional merge and all that, Chris will likely be in a mental institution unless otherwise. And Chris going to prison would be a very horrible saga even with Chris being a class 5 felony that raped an old woman with dementia.

Even the Florida Man has his limits and he runs that new age 4Chan on steroids site that farms Kiwi fruits. We need to keep a screenshot and an archive of Null's post on that just to immortalize it but I'm too lazy to comb through so many pages of it.
Edit: https://twitter.com/FireballForeskn/status/1421482305655279627?s=19

Nevermind, here's an archive, thanks to the person that had this screenshot.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris...-branchland-court.96559/page-407#post-9580110
https://web.archive.org/web/2021073...moved-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-407
https://archive.is/wip/Lsyle

Also A-Log weighed in on this.


At the very least, he's no doubt grown up from this. He did mention elsewhere either in a video interview or some online journal that he's really moved on from Chris after his dad's girlfriend revealed his ED page to the family in 2014. The only other tweets from A-Log over this was thinking Chris isn't trans and telling some people why Chris is trending without being angry about it.

 

It's at over 470 last I checked, but once Null posted the comment about Chris stealing from Barb it went downhill fast. Now, it's just alt-right edgelords going "rEeEeEeE!!!! tEh Es TaY jUbUlYuZ n TrAnS r".

In their defense though (fuck you, Chris, for making me defend alt-right edgelords), if you're more worried about Chris being referred to by wrong pronouns than the fact that he raped his mother then you really need to evaluate your priorities.

Once again, fuck Chris for putting me in a situation to defend these people.

 

The fucked up part is that I'm not even angry or mad at Chris for, just disappointed. To copy and paste what I said on Telegram:
"Truth be told, Chris has never really understood why felonies like this and that one incident with Michael Snyder are wrong in the first place, and his sense of reality has deteriorated even more so after the Idea Guys reared their ugly heads into the picture, so I honestly believe that Chris simply did not understand why this is considered taboo by most people. To me, getting mad at Chris for this is like getting mad at a bear for mauling someone to death."

 

It kind of goes back to my Frankenstein point. Is the Monster evil for his actions? Is his creator evil for not teaching him the difference between good and evil? Is society evil for not showing him goodness by expressing compassion? Is society evil because they never let him suffer consequences for evil?

 

Well, that’s it everyone. Pack it up and burn everything. We’re done here. YOU FUCKING WIN ALOGS. @Holdek, @c-no and everyone that I’ve shared this journey with since I joined KF back when it was CWCki forums, it’s been a ride.

It wasn’t supposed to end like this, Chris was supposed to poorly draw stupid hedgehogs until Barb died and Chris inherited 14bc and collect government cash forever. This is trending on Twitter, normies will know who Chris is, and KF will take the blame for “bullying a poor transwoman into raping their mother” or some shit. This site should be ok for a while because it’s so small.

I get what your saying, because Chris seems so casual about discussing this. I think this proves that Chris cannot and will never be able to function in society. Chris needs to be institutionalized.

 

Maybe I’m reading this wrong, but maybe Chris and Barb both use her account and he transferred funds. Of all the things (like, you know, incest), sounds like a strange thing to abandon someone over.

 

Pibot, I'm gonna miss your comments. Nobody could do autism analysis on Chris like you could.

@Duhtay Wodes I'm gonna miss our comments devolving into us doing wrestling promos as our namesakes lol.

Asperchu may have ran, but The Real Sonichu by @Blank fucking flew to the extreme.

I don't know how @Very Honest Content did it. Helping run a CWC forum is like wrangling a hundred autistic cats, but you did it.

Now that we're at the end, I'm gonna miss you all.

 

Lol

 

Some people are saying they think Chris may have been coerced into claiming he did this or that he’s imagining it. I’m not picking up on that in his tone at all, it sounds like he absolutely did all this. And I’m thinking it is rape. As weird as Barb always was I can’t imagine she’d be down for having sex with her own son if she was in a right state of mind.
This is serious mental illness which I think we’ve all known was the case all along but it’s usually just Chris doing dumb shit so we laugh it off. The hints have been there that he needs to be institutionalized apart from just bizarre behavior, the GameStop assault being a big one, trying to run over Snyder, very antisocial behavior. I guess we should be thankful he didn’t kill anyone.

 

He's a real motherfucker, ain't he?

 

"Kind" and "empathetic" "goddess" my butt.

 

There's nothing to say that hasn't already been said but I'm watching someone talk about it right now.

And holy hell. I never thought I'd feel bad for Barb.

She may have been horrible and manipulative but no one deserves this.

 

Reminds me of this joke that was removed from the Patti article:

 

Indeed it was a nice ride but for all there is for A-Logs winning, they simply got lucky over Chris being worse than before. None of us that paid attention to Chris deny that Chris is a shit person outside of the trollings when considering the jerkops and attraction signs and Megan Schroder and Michael Snyder and all that but the moment A-Log's try to get on some high horse, I'm tuning out. What Chris did is disgusting but trying to say Chris was always some pure evil or whatever is still spergy as fuck and Chris should be put in a mental institution.

Honestly, Chris is lucky no one died. Otherwise, it would just make it all the more worse and it's already terrible with the incest and elder abuse. Trolling over the years either with the Idea Guys or further back would no doubt made some toll on Chris but even then, Chris probably would of done something like this still if there were creepy oedipal vibes and the like going on.

For all of how terrible Barb is as a parent based on the words of Cole Smithey and how Barb fucked up the home with her hoarding and the like, being an elder with dementia and getting fucked by one of your own offspring is pretty fucking horrible.

 

What if there's a Berenstein Timeline, when Chris is still the "virgin with rage Classic Chris" on a "Love Quest"?

But here in the Berenstain Timeline, there's "Pristine Christine Night Star Blue Heart Chris" who incested Barb.

 

Null has over 700 horrifying ratings and over 80 Islamic contents for breaking the news

 

The posters giving him deviant ratings are technically not wrong. Chris fucking his elderly mother with dementia really is deviant.