Worst/Cringiest Games You've Played

I'm starting this thread because no one else has so far. Just post games you've played that are shit tier or cringe.
I'll start this off with mine


By far the worst and the hardest game I've ever played. I bought this when I was around 8 or so
solely because unicorns and shit. But my god this game is hard as shit, I'm fucking 20 now and I
still cant get past the first 4 levels or so. And each level is almost exactly the fucking same, I honestly
don't know of another game as repetitive as this other than maybe Big Rigs or some shit.
Apparently there were supposed to be more sequels ahead of this game but of course that never happened because it
tanked.

Someone was actually capable of making a walk through for this game (and I salute him), so here it is guys
Pryzm Chapter One: The Dark Unicorn

 

Fuck me sideways, this was terrible. Of course, being a licensed cartoon game, I wasn't expecting it to be good, but it was a gift so I was not going to refuse it. IIRC it only had like four stages. I completed it in little over an hour.

I also had one of those bootleg "100 games in one!!!!" cartridges for the GBA. It was just the same three games repeated multiple times.

 

The original Game of Thrones video game (not the tell tale one.) Imagine Dragon Age Origins with all the fun parts taken out of it. The fights were long and fucking tedious. Add to that even someone as ignorant of game programming as I, could tell how lazily it was made. I mean armor didn't actually give you damage resistance, it just gave you extra health.

 

The worst game I've ever played was either Sonic '06, Postal 3 or Castleminer Z. The most cringeworthy game I've ever played was the Deadpool game. Fuck you, Daniel Way.

 

Saints Row the Third.

Total dissapointment.

 

I enjoyed both the Deadpool game, and Daniel Way's run on the series. I can see why it's not everyones cup of tea but I found both hilarious.

 

A pretty huge mess the game has been.

On the bright side some fans are actually trying to fix and redo it.

https://twitter.com/WhackJob_Int

 

Binding of Isaac.

 

You have to burn the rope, it was extremely difficult and no matter how much I attacked the grinning colossus it never died, I even threw axes at the rope to try to make the chandelier fall on it but nothing worked. I think that the dev just gave up partway through without adding a way to win

 

Many, many years ago I was given this as a joke by a friend of mine. I made fun of him for a week afterward because he spent his money on a shitty female childrens game.

 

around the time i was 8-9, my brother used to have, and i still think has, an old zx spectrum in a room dedicated solely to consoles (and i think it's a second home theater of sorts now, or is the term "gaming room" still hip?). anyway, after i finally figured out how to operate the fucking thing, i found myself opened up to a world of really fucking excellent games made by weird british people. kosmik pirate is not one of them.



do you understand what the fuck is going on in this picture? well, i don't. this game is incomprehensible and is, for all intents and purposes, unplayable. it appears to be some sort of strategy game where you mash random keys so that random numbers flash on the screen and those random numbers may or may not appease the god living inside the game, and you may or may not lose. i don't know.

and then there was sqij.



kosmik pirate may be incomprehensible, but it can be said to be playable in the most literal of ways. the game responds to your inputs, and your inputs cause something to happen when they are inputted. sqij fails to do things when your inputs are inputted, since it doesn't really input your inputs when you input them because the creator didn't input the input inputter in a manner that actually inputs inputs. sqij is, literally and unhyperbolically unplayable.

provided you know a semi-arcane poke command, because the whole game is written in not compiled (!) BASIC, you can actually play the game! sort of. the game has a random 50% chance of crashing whenever you shoot an enemy, change screens, touch a wall, approach the end of a screen, the enemy moves, you move, cough too loudly or say mean things to the game. and provided it doesn't crash, it's tedious beyond your wildest imaginations.

i believe that sqij is objectively the worst game ever created, if it can be qualified as a game. at least, other shit games work in the broadest sense of the word. sqij doesn't. may the creator of this excrement on magnetic tape die and burn forever in the seventh circle of hell.

as an aside, sqij also included a tune in the tape. what was it like? well...



nothing like a funk track probably recorded in a shed or torture basement to compliment your shit game.

 

I've played some real stinkers in my time, each of which is thread worthy...

- Fascination
- Duracell Run the Bunny
- Life's Battle
- Peek a Boo
- Miss World 96 Nude
- Fable (1996)

 

I like the red thing in this picture. It looks like a cube pufferton.

 

Now, the question is if RWS is desperate enough to make it official. Probably not.

 

Unlikely since the game development is a huge mess with the Russians and the POSTAL devs really don't want anything to do with it.

Even the latest POSTAL 2 Expansion considers POSTAL 3 as a spinoff/dream.

 

I got WarioWare for DS thinking it'd be this awesome thing where I could make my own games on the DS.

Oh I can make games with it alright. Games that last several seconds.

 

The games were actually microgames which are like minigames/tasks which you need to beat in a few seconds.

Microgames were a staple in the Warioware series since the GBA era.

 

That concept sucks.

I've heard of that system. The only ZX game I've played is Jetpac, and that was in DK64.

 

Eh I actually liked it since the GBA era of "Mega Microgame$".

 

Anyone else here remember "Two Worlds"? The self proclaimed "Oblivion killer". This game was a real piece of shit . Let's give it a bit of a rundown.

Graphics/and sound: fucking hideous. The main character looked like a sped, but then again so did most of the characters. He wasn't customizable at all. The voice acting was equally as bad. The main character sounds like he tried to OD on sedatives in shame for agreeing to be in this game. I honestly don't think they hired voice actors. I think they offered hobo's a sandwhich and a bottle of maddog laced with xanex.

Playability: like randomly swinging your sword hoping in vain to hit the ugly ass generic enemies? If so this games for you! The difficulty curve is non existant, expect to get your ass handed to you by wolves and goblins in the beginning, then being able to basically one hit kill the last boss.

Story: You're goth sister is kidnapped. I'd tell you the rest, but I luckily got one of the copies where the cut scenes wouldn't play and just skipped themselves! I watched them on youtube but can't be assed to remember because they were fucking generic in the extreme.

So yes this game killed oblivion...by causing it to laugh itself to death. In all honesty though I somewhat enjoyed the game in that so bad it's good way.