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The commercial thread

Discussion in 'Internet Clips, Videos, Etc.' started by Sparklemilhouse, Jan 9, 2021.

  1. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    "6-inch" is all a code for Jared. Code for children. This shit really did not age well.

    I got nothing for a commercial except for a PS1 commercial of Wizardry 7 released only in Japan. A port of a CRPG on a world of fantasy with some sci-fi shit and what we get? A Japanese guy in his apartment whose visited by a fighter, some guy, and two fursuiters.
     
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  2. Ms. Mowz

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    >six inch
    Jared was referring to his fox dick.
    Also, Japanese commercials are on a whole 'nother level from other commercials
     
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    Yeah. Funnily enough, the Wizardry 7 is pretty tame compares to Calbee.

    Speqking of Japanese commercials, KFC and DBZ.


    America however matched it with a DBZ Ford commercial.

     
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    Not precisely a commercial, but this is one of the promos for the fantastic Twin Peaks: The Return.

     
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    The best Japanese commercials were the ones starring the former governator.
     
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    American celebrities in Japanese commercials is a gem of its own.



     
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    Excuse the double post but we can only have five media links per post so here's what was for the previous post

    Some computer commercials from South Korea. If you ever watched Joel from Vinesauce, these are exactly the ones he covered.
     
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    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    If you're old enough*, you may remember William Shatner advertising the VIC-20. Seems that unlike games, it has a real keyboard.

    *(I don't think I'm that old myself though.)
     
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    Kirby Air Ride was a great game.
     
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    Just some rando commercials.
     
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    Now, for a commercial that has aged as well as spoiled milk: a Bill Cosby Jell-O commercial that also features a young Lindsay Lohan
     
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    METROID MOTHERFUCKING PRIME, BABY, FUCK YES!
     
  14. ToroidalBoat

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    Back in the '00s, I remember this one commercial with a gorilla swimming in a coral reef. I thought "reminds me of Donkey Kong Country". Turns out it was a commercial for that game on GBA.
     
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    Here's an amazingly cursed gem from the 80s: Foghorn Leghorn selling out his own species and shilling Kentucky Fried Chicken
     
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    YouTube just now decided to remind me of this hilarious case of bad timing
     
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    More for a program or channel than a commercial for a product.


    Also a couple Metroid ads

     
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    Japanese Red Guy is something I never knew I wanted to see before.
     
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    Japanese Dexter and Mandark working together to arrest a naked Grim Reaper in the shower is something both funny and "wat."
     
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    Commercial for Donkey Kong 64 featuring that one cheesy voice over guy that was once seemingly in every movie trailer (you know, the "IN THE WORLD" guy)

    Said voice over guy also narrated the commercial for the original Smash Bros.
    He died in 2008.
     
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