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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    Do you think Chris ever saw this? And did he get BLANGRY from it.
     
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  2. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Put the word "science" in anything, and chris will ignore it.
     
  3. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    What if Borb lost custody of Chris and Chris was raised in a different family?
     
  4. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    What if we were able to go back in time and get Chris to join the and stay posting on the CWCKI Forums before it was changed to Kiwi Farms?

    What if Chris did a cross-over with A-Log?

    What if Chris succeeded in a war against ED and 4Chan?
     
  5. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    What if Chris listened to ICP?
     
  6. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    He kind of did, at one point

    Somehow, Chris even manages to fail at being a juggalo. That's the kind of Fail that transcends human understanding.
     
  7. Bo The Sheep

    Bo The Sheep Member

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    Wish they wore that make up more often, it could strike FEAR into the hearts of the trolls
     
  8. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Haha, I totally forgot about the Juggslo Chris video, thanks for that.
     
  9. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    What if Chris drove across the country to a Brony Con on the West Coast? What kind of wacky hijinks would happen?
     
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  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    What if Chris was on a plane?
     
  11. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    a desert plane? :confused:
     
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  12. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    I’m surprised we don’t have a thread for this. Chris might actually die for real trying to make the trip. Null literally becoming Josh’s travel agent is hilarious. I don’t know if Barb can take care of herself for a week alone.
     
  13. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    Yeah, I don't think Null ever expected to become a travel agent for lolcows when he took over KF.

    I don't think Chris will die, but it's likely he'd get in trouble that was over his head. I doubt Barb would let him do it.
     
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  14. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    This new Bronycon saga deserves its own thread and I’m to shy to make one.
     
  15. Sparklemilhouse

    Sparklemilhouse America Online for Dummies

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    I did it.
     
  16. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Hills have Eyes except they could mistake Chris as one of their own or they choose not to eat Chris because even their cannibalism has standards.

    What if Chris' dimensional merge powers finally manifested once CWC got to the brony convention in Seattle?

    Considering Null, what if Null and Chris got married?
     
  17. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Knowing what we know now, it's better than reality......
     
  18. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    So, what should we do with our forums now that all this crazy shit is happening that is certainly going to bring the Chris Chan saga to a close?
    (Personally, I think we should rebrand and rename the site to reflect a shift to general "so bad it's good works". I also say we should keep the Chris Chan sub-forums, but move it to the sideline instead of the main topic for the Club, and keep it up for threads dedicated to discussion on past stuff.)
     
  19. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    The Room Club (or just "(The) Club")

    Oh Hai Mark :cool:
     
  20. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    We stay up until we either lose interest and leave or the owner of this site decides to close up shop. Much as the ride never ends, CWC truly will be coming to a close either for good or for a darker turn now that we have all the allegations of motherfucking being true. That said A-Logs may of won but those similar to Hirtes are still speds that simply got lucky on this. Yeah Chris is a motherfucker, but trying to celebrate this just makes it sound more spergy than it already would be.