Ponies So BronyCon 2018 Baltimore?

Nah im not gunna do that, also hes not at the poker tourney tonight

 

Time to make this happen.

 

What if Chris was happy and drunk?

 

Colossal Cringe-chan.

Another weeny galpal buttering chris up/dangling pussy out of his reach, or a sympathetic and well meaning white knight who just doesn't know better?

Either way, she's made herself a target.

 

Some BronyCon highlights from today. (Apologies for the lack of images, but @Hurtful Truth Level might have them, because most of these updates are from his posts.)

Hirtes is throwing a temper tantrum on Twitter and (presumably) /mlp/ or /cow/ because heaven forbid Chris is still existing. A message was sent (more than likely by him) to BronyCon security claiming Chris exposed himself to a girl in the restroom. ConSec are supposedly on the look out for Chris, but without proof, it's highly doubtful anything will come of it. Null instructed Chris to remain calm and if necessary, have the con staff call him so he can explain Hirtes' massive hate-micro-boner for Chris.

Chris was turned away at the formal prom dance event for not following the dress code. I remember last year he brought along a pair of flats that were like 3 sizes too small for him and got away with wearing his tie-dyed muumuu thing. There's a photo from it but I can't be assed to find it.

I guess he also brought up dimensions or something to one of the VA's at a panel today too, in front of a room full of people. So that's neat.

He got assblasted because someone who'd blocked him (rumored to be Nowaking) on Twitter a few months back didn't want anything to do with him when he approached them.

Someone had him sign an attraction sign she made and Chris looks super pissy in the photo with it.

He got his photo taken with one of the VA's (Tabitha?) that blocked him during the whole "darling" fiasco. You can see the death grip he has on the poor woman's arm.

 

Wow what the fuck did I just watch?

That pikachu girl looks alright. Wonder if any of the bronys will put the moves on her.

 

Proof that the aliens would just bomb us rather than talk to us.

Considering the average ratio of frustrated incels at these sorts of cons is quite high: most definitely... and its the most awkward thing you'll ever see.

Of fucking course. I should have known Null would be diapering chris and holding his hand.

 

JESUS CHRIST WTF CHRIS?!? This only proves how the introduction of the LGBT community has warped into Chris' mind and the two cancers have amalgamated into this disgusting super-cancer.

 

And nothing major happened at Bronycon. Chris didn't get kicked out. Didn't tardrage over anything IRL (aside from wondering why someone who blocked him months ago wouldn't want anything to do with him) even with weens and a certain Boomer trying to make false claims of him being a pedophile. Congrats Chris, you didn't get kicked out of a con. Good idea not to start a streak like that.

 

So Hirtes is still a-logging hirtesing?

What. A. Shock.

 

What else can be said. He's butthirtes.

 

Now we await the inevitability of Chris crashing into slumber when the BronyCon high wears off. It will probably happen when he's told to take the tiara off during church service.

 

That’s alpha shemale af

Wait what’s going on with this guy?

 

He’s a time traveler from the year 3982. He came to see the event that caused the apocalypse.

 

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1023777049826258944
Looks like chris skimped on those car repairs afterall. ... or sonchu's just eager to die.

A few tweets aren't made by chris but by someone chris let use his phone or whatever. Whoever was driving with him to bronycon I suppose.