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Financhu Crisis 6/20/2018 - Chris offers "JULAY!" autograph for $150

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Jun 20, 2018.

  1. Liquid Squirtle

    Liquid Squirtle Still Shitposting on the Moon Staff Member Administrator

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    The thing is, Chris is an old dog when it comes to lolcows. Of anyone who could be considered one, he's the oldest and by far the most documented of them. He's known by the mainstream to the point where he's even a joke at Sega of America. However, Chris hasn't stopped in time since the prime trolling days despite what the CWCki (where you clearly missed the point of the ween article by the way) would insist. He has increased his defenses quite a bit and in order to get through them trolls have resorted to more and more cruel methods. Idea Guy opened up the floodgates for using gaslighting taking advantage of Chris' tenuous grasp of reality. That's affected Chris's psyche moreso than anything and has led to more extreme methods of trolling, leading into being scammed out of a large enough sum of money to get a handler involved.

    I really, really hope you don't actually use Bizzarnage everywhere and don't have any actual information attached to the name. Push back any further against the people telling you to fuck off, regardless of if it's the handler I think it is, and you're going to be fed to the dogs. Listen to them and back off.
     
  2. BadHabits

    BadHabits Dodecahedron of Dojima

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    oooooooooooh that old dog wont hunt!!!!
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  3. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    @Bizzarnage I'm getting this mental image of your person. Say if I'm right.

    I'm seeing this sub 5 foot manlet dabbing over a crusty keyboard while genuflecting everywhere having 'successfully' trolled a much more famous, slightly more likable and probably less obese Chris. You're not the next Clyde Cash. You're not even the next TrashRaider. You're just a miscellaneous twitter ween. I don't even know why you would bother with such a profound waste of time unless that's all you had to begin with.

    Just stop. Please.
     
  4. Liquid Squirtle

    Liquid Squirtle Still Shitposting on the Moon Staff Member Administrator

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    Stop looking in the mirror my good man.
     
  5. Handsome Pete

    Handsome Pete If smug detachment was a person

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    Is pummeling a corpse in poor taste?

    Depends on how douchey the corpse was.
     
  6. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    @Bizzarnage You know what I'm not done yet. You're not the first one to pull low IQ, minimal logic stunts thinking you're gonna be CWC famous. Its fucking stupid. Its so fucking stupid. I don't get it. There is nothing left to get from Chris.

    You're not even a memorable ween. At least Trashraider had a memorable nameswap.

    For the last time. Please refrain from continuing your efforts before someone figures out your powerword with your extremely doxable handle.
     
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  7. BadHabits

    BadHabits Dodecahedron of Dojima

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    lmao this kid dumb as a brick dox his dumbass eliminate the weak from strong
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    dude you have two girls in your room and youre doing this? literal manlet lala homo man
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    look at em theyre not having a damn bit of fun
     
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  8. Handsome Pete

    Handsome Pete If smug detachment was a person

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    Apologize for triple posting and also scaring those girls.
     
  9. BadHabits

    BadHabits Dodecahedron of Dojima

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    @Bizzarnage "this one guy is taking this so serious... he's taking screencaps"
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    lol yo wassup man lol hey

    @Bizzarnage
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    yeah id stop playing too you suck ass at the surge™

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    THE CAMERA IS OFF, NO VITAL SIGNS FOUND INDEED
     
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  10. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    @Bizzarnage You're an idiot. Why didn't you listen to me.
     
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  11. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    This thread reminds me of ...

     
  12. Handsome Pete

    Handsome Pete If smug detachment was a person

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  13. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    Oh, the irony.
     
  14. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    This whole episode is tragic
     
  15. Liquid Squirtle

    Liquid Squirtle Still Shitposting on the Moon Staff Member Administrator

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    Garbage disposal comes in the morning, so come here, come all! Get your shitposts in before the stroke of midnight comes and turns you back into a pumpkin.

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  16. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    Wow what a thread. Very informative. Much forum.
     
  17. BadHabits

    BadHabits Dodecahedron of Dojima

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  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    well this is an odd development...
     
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  19. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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  20. CIAStoreOwner

    CIAStoreOwner Well-Known Member

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    Blizzarnage is an idiot who uses the same handle everywhere, is fat and somehow couldn't get two women in the same room to have sex with him. Just saying, I'm in your situation, I'm getting a couple dimebags and a fifth of Fireball and having an awesome night. You play some video game I haven't heard of and act like hot shit because you bought something from Chris. Good God, man.