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Chuck Tingle - The God-Emperor of Erotic Fiction

Discussion in 'Books' started by Uncle Frank, Jun 4, 2018.

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  1. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Ever came across something like this?
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    Well there's a LOT more where that came from.

    Meet "Chuck Tingle", a Taikwando grandmaster from Montana with a PhD in Holistic Massage who suffers from autism and schizophrenia (all according to his Twitter) with a whopping 122 books to his name. Such classics of his include:
    Glazed by the Gay Living Donuts

    Angry Man Pounded by the Fear of His Latent Gayness over a Dinosaur Transitioning into a Unicorn

    Feeling the Bern in My Butt

    Domald Tromp Pounded in the Butt by His Fabricated Wiretapping Scandal Made Up to Redirect Focus Away from His Seemingly Endless Unethical Connections to Russia

    Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"'

    Butt Wars: Rogue Buns

    Fake News, Real Boners

    Heavy Metal Unicorn Lawyer Sings into my Butthole Legally

    News Commentator Sam Hannity Pounded In The Butt By The Fact That He Didn't Disclose He Has The Same Lawyer As The President
    Amongst many, MANY others.
     
    Uncle Frank, Jun 4, 2018
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    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Wait, are these actual books? I thought they were just silly memes.
     
    Skeletor, Jun 4, 2018
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  3. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    One Too Many, Jun 4, 2018
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    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    Ms. Mowz, Jun 5, 2018
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  5. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Zapped To The Extreme In The Butt By Christian Weston Chandler
     
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    CIAStoreOwner Well-Known Member

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  7. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    if anyone insults hugo award nominated author Chuck Tingle I will halal you
     
    Kong, Jun 5, 2018
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    Glaive Cyber Tzar Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    The summary written for Fake News, Real Boners is a winner in my book.


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    "...to get to the bottom of some serious allegations."

    Tingle does it again.
     
    Glaive, Jun 11, 2018
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  9. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    >but his favorite writer is actually a--

    WHAT IS HIS FAVORITE WRITER

    You can't just leave me hanging like this.
     
    Kong, Jun 12, 2018
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    Glaive Cyber Tzar Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    I just thought of a pitch for a new Chuck Tingle novel.

    What if there was a Chunk Tingle novel centered around some twink ass cunt and somehow Dannon yogurt is involved through whatever degenerate means needed to shoehorn it into a gay romance - but then you name the book, get this...FRUIT ON THE BOTTOM
     
    Glaive, Jun 12, 2018
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    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    CIAStoreOwner Well-Known Member

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    Chuck Tingle starts putting sports into his repertoire. The title of his first novel in said new series: At the Bottom of the Pile with Packers and Bears
     
    CIAStoreOwner, Jun 12, 2018
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