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Financhu Crisis 5/08/2018 - Chris sells "Celebrity Visits" on eBay

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Sonichu, May 8, 2018.

  1. Sonichu

    Sonichu You don't have to tell me twice!

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  2. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    Selling ones own body has worked wonders before for Chris.
     
  3. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    I mean, if it worked for Cole ... oh wait.
     
  4. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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  5. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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  6. Samachu

    Samachu Cross stitcher

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    "AAA!!" Is the first thing I said when I saw the image.

    Seriously, made me jump!
     
  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Chris really should've gone with marketing instead of CADD.
     
  8. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    So doing the math here, let's see...I got three backdoor encounters and a blow job or ten blowjobs all covered under the price of the auction. No wonder he's got that twisted smile on his face in each of those pictures, the sex crazed ape!
     
  9. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    That is the smile of trying to make the best of a desperate situation without the lube.
     
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  10. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Surprised eBay hasn’t taken it down. This sort of auction isn’t allowed right? I don’t know what weirdo would pay 500 bucks to hang out with Chris but they probably have some human remains in their backyard.
     
  11. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Is he wearing a wig?
     
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  12. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "FREE Standard Shipping"
     
  13. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    It's probably Barb's.
     
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  14. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Another piece of evidence for a very unsettling theory...
     
  15. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    No joke. I had a few friends who had working mothers who just put on a wig rather than do up their hair every day. Barb strikes me as that kind of woman, although I don't see her giving a shit about appearances these days.
     
  16. king koi

    king koi Nobody cares, yo!

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    oowee now u can play battletoads
     
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  17. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Just pay $5000 now for Chris to come to your house and shit on your face
     
  18. Liquid Squirtle

    Liquid Squirtle Still Shitposting on the Moon Staff Member Administrator

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    Look at that face, goddamn

    That face is the last thing you see before you die.
     
  19. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Well, the sale ended but I'm not sure if someone bought the offer or chris took it down.
     
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  20. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    It just says item ended with no buyer so I’m guessing he took it down or eBay did.