Twitter 1/14 - Chris finds video of Spinalpalm hugging him

At MAGfest, Chris got a bear hug from a fan. In the discussion about it over Twitter, Chris strays a bit too far into Honest Content, revealing his weight (212 pounds), claiming that he doesn't fap, and confirming that he's tried weed.




He found the video of the bear hug:

 

Honestly, I remember reading about Chris mentioning smoking weed and not masturbating (or masturbating infrequently) on the cwcki, so this isn't really new. It is kind of funny how he mentions both of those things so closely together and it is kind of funny how focused he is on the hug from the strong man.

He might be like Enter or KY. Claiming to be straight or asexual, but some things he does and says seem to prove otherwise.

 

Spinalpalm and Blitzwuff are now suffering from incurable skin diseases

 

When I read that bit about him 'not fapping' I thought 'Huh, either two reasons for this: Either the duck's bent so badly that its crimped shut or those hormones have killed chris's sex drive and doomed Crystal to nonexistence.'

 

boom you got it right there

 

That estrogel is dangerous!

 

Doesn't masturbate but still stalks girls on the internet.
I don't know if that makes it creepier or not

 

Honestly estrogen would INCREASE his sex drive because if you don't take an androgen blocker your body converts it to testosterone. Ironically just taking estrogen has most likely had the opposite effect of what Chris wants.