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FB 12/11 - New hero Battery-Charge Heart

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Dec 12, 2017.

  1. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    screenshot-www.facebook.com 2017-12-12 01-06-49.png
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    Her powers include:

    Can rip a tank in half with her hands
    Can lift five tanks at once
    Has an exploding S-Chu Ball launcher
    Shield made from "the best heavy-duty lightweight allow [sic]." Withstands 10,000 pounds.
    Wings paralyze others on contact

    Whereas Chris could barely rip cardboard in half and struggled with lifting boxes of soda for bicep curls.
     
  2. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    She looks like a regular woman, but with an impractical outfit. How she could perform those feats with tanks is beyond me unless he is talking about storage tanks and not actual military vehicles.
     
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  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Chris must be inspired by pokedex entries in Pokemon when he makes up new characters. Pokedex entries always say pokemon have ridiculous abilities (able to eat a mountain, able to outrun a bullet train, etc).
     
  4. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    So, Megtune's final form?
     
  5. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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  6. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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  7. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    I can’t wait for Chris to awkwardly stumble to explain how people can hug her.
    I wonder why, Chris only deletes things that are creepy (like contacting Megan) or offensive. This was neither.
     
  8. Spork

    Spork Well-Known Member

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    Nope, he's been watching Death Battle for a while now and it's been influencing him to a minor degree. The entire bit about Simonla suddenly being indestructible came right after Wolverine was in an episode and the FB post about Sonichu's top speed being 10,000 mph was posted shortly after an episode where Sonic's top speed was estimated to be over 20,000 mph.
     
  9. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Nice asymmetrical cleavage.
     
  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Ludicrously overpowered anyway. Reminds me of the kinds of characters children can make up.
     
  11. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    It's back. Looks like he crossed some stuff out and took a new pic.

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    Another of her moves is shown. Looks like it says: Heavy-duty lightning blade is summoned from her subspace. Withstands one-million-plus pounds of force. (something about shocks and paralyzing). Cuts through 100 tons of metal.
     
  12. Katolate

    Katolate Boxyfly

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    Her armor spells "CWC".
     
  13. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Sonichu OC: Check
    My Little Pony OC: Check
    Lego OC: Check
    Family Guy OC: Check
    Soul Calibur OC: Check
    Skylanders OC: Check
    Animal Crossing OC: Check
    Transformers OC: Check
    Little Big Planet OC: Check
    Amiibo OC: Check
    Sailor Moon OC: Check
    Mod Nation Racers OC: Check
    Neptunia OC: Check
     
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  14. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Why is her heart battery operated?
     
  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Trilby and Very Honest Content like this.
  16. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    To be fair, it IS a nice shade of blue...
     
  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    You forgot the Skylanders one.

    It is though.

    But Chris -- age 35 -- likes using Crayola names for colors.
     
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  18. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    A wonder woman ripoff mary sue? Chris really is going to try and make a super team of all his alts.
     
  19. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Is that more or less than a dog house?
     
  20. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    You know, I was expecting another shitty bit of Random Access Humor from chris or a bland skippable sing along.

    But I have to admit I like the the new sonichu design. good on you chris. looks like less of a rip off.

    Now someone with talent please mock those damned proportions. Those disproportioned arms... XD