YT 11/18 A kiss from rose

Nice!

Autism knows know boundaries!

 

He couldn’t carry that tune at all. It’s like he’s never heard that stupid fucking Seal song. He’s my age and I remember that song being played incessantly so I know he’s heard it and at least knows how the chorus goes. Hell thats a perfect song for a teenage autist in the 1990s to listen to.

 

I would think so as well (though Chris was in his Middle School years when that song was big). Probably didn't think much of it at the time unlike his high school years when Spice Girls, Backstreet Boys and Brittany Spears were at their prime.

But yeah, interesting how bad he is even when the song seems to be up his alley.

 

I’d rather see Chris reenact the scene where Robin is doing his laundry.

 

I think barb would too.

 

Chris has that fat/gross person habit of wearing the same clothes for a week or more at a time. I guess it’s a lazy person habit as well, won’t take 10 minutes to wash his dingy clothes. Anyway the smell is probably repugnant. He used to try to cover it with Axe which is bad enough. I wonder if he uses cheap perfume these days.

 

Well cheap perfume is mostly alcohol and chris has had the fails when it comes to playing with fire so next time will he set himself on fire?

 

That's really smart. I paid him money to do something and he didn't do it. No worries, he doesn't have to do what I paid him to do, I'll just pay him to do something else and hope he does it this time.

 

To be fair, I'm sure he can't smell himself over the natural odor of the chandler household; which I'm sure is a mixture of mold, mildew, cat and dog shit, and body odor. I'll also throw rotten food since I'm sure food's gotten lost in the hoard before.

 

Oh man, my hopes really shot up there for a second. I thought it would be this:

Spoiler: Helplessly fucked in the ass by a legion of 40 ex-cons.

 

I know that trolling plans are groaned upon here, but could we honestly convince weens to get Chris to fix them? I mean, many of them are almost as gullible as he is.

 

Thank goodness my mom was an excellent singer in her time.