11/4 - Sonichu 12-9, pages 7-12

https://imgur.com/a/bcE9h

 

Well, thats boring

 

"Flora and moss" Apparently chris doesn't know what flora is.
"Psychic and my magic" Most people say 'psychic powers' or something like that.
So Night Star is just chris's latest self insert fanfic character. Its just Chris giving himself all the super powers. Sonichu is no longer the focus, or the main hero.

 

Well, that was incredibly boring

 

"Hey, Diamond Melody. Wanna trib?"

 

I am culturally enriched

 

insert big brother joke here

 

Looks like Chris'tard has finished leveling up his Schizophrenia.

 

God what is wrong with me that I'm even thinking about this shit...

So Chris' shitty self insert character is being transmogrified into its own replacement. You know, if it was handled by an actual writer that's actually a pretty horrifying idea. That's like the premise for a Clive Barker movie, an episode of the Twilight Zone or a good creepypasta.

The point being, sometimes Chris is so shitty he wraps around the end and actually implies something that's almost a decent idea all on its own, if you ignore the actual example he provides.

 

"I had picked up a few ingredients from Zecora, and a set assortment of flora and moss, for sunset shimmer." -James Joyce, Finnegans Wake

 

For the first time I'm actually confused. Usually I can decipher what is going on but here I've got nothing. How many Night Stars are there? Is Night Star a different form of Chris? Can Chris also become a pony? How does it all link together? How does Jessica fit into this? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

"kawaii"

Hey @Uncle Frank, maybe Chris really is turning weeb after all...

 

I'm guessing chris is trying to literally write himself into the story by having his 'night star' persona overwrite his comic persona. So... there's two of them, and chris now has all of his old powers plus night stars. Chris is now a god in his own universe when its supposed to be about his yellow rat. Chris CAN'T write about sonichu anymore because that would involve doing something to Sonachu's happy family of abominations.

 

So we have Photorealistic Chris in the comic for some reason, as well as Comic Chris who just transformed into a pink duplicate of (Human) Pony-Chris? Am I reading this right?

 

I dunno. Maybe it's best to approach it like the Catholic church approaches the Trinity. So we have Chris the Father, Chris the Son and Chris the Holy...Pony? And Chris the Father is always Chris the Son but Chris the Son is only Chris the Father when he's in "the person" of Chris and Chris the Holy Pony is always in the person of Chris the Father except when and now I've got a really bad headache.

 

What in the almighty autistic fuck is going on in this comic?

 

Hes treating night star more like a separate character at this point, even though shes just an alt universe Chris. I don't know If jaundice pony woman Chris was suppose to be Chris-Chan Prime or yet another Mary Sue of Chis but i think its that later

Spoiler: Boring MLP Shit.

So if I remember correctly MLP has an alt universe where everyone is horse people and I think yellow Chris is from there.

Anyhow Chris's army of self insert OCs is growing.
EDIT: So I reread it and yellow horse Chris is indeed his own unique character. He will be able able to form a superhero team from just alternate Chris's soon.

 

Oh man "Sonichu" is so fucking meta now!

 

Sonichu has reached levels of clusterfuck that shouldn't even be possible.