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Cooking with Jack | Jack Scalfani

Discussion in 'Internet Clips, Videos, Etc.' started by Damocles, Jan 30, 2017.

  1. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

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    Their chemistry is so strange, I think strange is the word I want here, it's something for sure.
     
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    Jack cooks himself some pho

     
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    Jack tries to order from a drive-through. It doesn't go so smoothly.

     
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    This one's pretty good. Jack buys a coffee maker and manages to fuck up in a number of ways:

    - He gets baffled by the "on" button
    - He somehow expects the coffemaker to come with a pre-installed filter. WTF?
    - He fails to figure out how to set the clock, because apparently that's just too complicated.

     
  5. Erika

    Erika RL incel hunter

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    He cooked from scratch for once!! Using pork his buddy smoked and he helped butcher. I... am not seeing much to laugh at here. It's just a low grade cooking show at this episode.

    Dare I say impressed, until he says it's a lot of work.. and you have to do this like once, only once. He threatens us with more lazy man episodes too. So, a rare hit, but far from redeemed.
     
  6. Skeletor

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    Some of his stuff actually turns out decent, despite all odds.
     
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    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    In terms of looks, maybe and I put a few quotation marks around maybe. How it taste can be another story, especially in terms of whether or not the stuff is safe enough to eat. Can't forget the fact he cooked some chicken and bison meats and a cut into them showed how bloody raw they were.
     
  8. Erika

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    Bison is safe raw, fun fact it got a quick burst of popularity after that movie the Revenant and Leo ate a real bison letter. Jack's chicken flat out dangerous. If you never have had bison tar tar, go fix that.

    Something like the chili, no fear as it sat in a crock pot all day, it looks kinda generic not bad just another chilli in the sea vs stand out dish. If that's the only gripe, it's a heck of a compliment for Jack lol.
     
  9. Skeletor

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    Jack vs. Easy-Bake Oven. Watch as our hero struggles to use a children's toy:

     
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    The ghost of James Beard is crying.
     
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    This one's not especially funny, but it's a rare example of a cooking disaster being due to a crappy product and not Jack. Skip to like 3:00.

     
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    Jack Jr. is doing Christian rap videos now.

     
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    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Jack makes makes coffee! Can he possibly fuck up something as basic as making coffee with a drip machine? You know he can!

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    Okay, understand I don't drink coffee. At all. This looks pretty reasonable to me? What did he fuck up?

    I mean it's a weird thing to make a video about, I think anyone over the age of 10 gets how coffee works. I have seen culinary channels making videos on "pour over" coffee (which is literally just pouring hot water into a filter suspended over a coffee cup, it needs no explanation), so Jack doesn't seem to look quite as inept as he often does here with that kind of thing as a basis for comparison.
     
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    It's super, super weak. It looks more like tea than coffee. Like, you can see all the way through the carafe.
     
  16. Erika

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    I like strong coffee, but any I'll drink.

    Last girl I dated made near mud, and now Mrs makes this level and can't figure why she's sleepy.

    Something like this is such a simple tool, tho. It just shows Jack has a mind set of I know better and I'll do how so I want to. Forgive powerlevel. I got into french presses when I was poor as hell and had no time. I'd throw grinds in jump shower come out fill my mug and roll out the door. When you have 0 money or time as a grad student and make better coffee..

    Grandted the fact my morning eggs didn't cause me to like die says I'm a pro next to Jack.
     
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    Sad news, Jack has had a stroke that has badly affected the right half of his body. Doubt we see any more Cooking With Jack anytime soon.

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    Update: I was wrong, Jack is back in action and making videos!
     
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    But why? Also, serious question, not mocking him: has Jack put on weight? That's very concerning, with his had health issues and all.