Ten Zappin' Years

Today marks the ten year anniversary of the Internet discovering Christian/Christopher/Christine/Ricardo Weston Chandler and his horde of electric hedgehog Pokémon. It began on the Something Awful forums when a thread about Ulillillia was derailed with the mention of a possibility more autistic Internet personality. By coincidence, the CWCki states that this was also the day the notorious GAme PLAce photo was taken. The next day, realizing they hit a rich vein of lulz, Something Awful users made a dedicated thread for CWC, an archive of which can be read here: http://web.archive.org/web/20071107...adid=2667671&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

The ED page followed soon after, which quickly led to Chris's discovery of his discovery. I can't imagine that anyone would have thought our clown shirted STRAIGHT MALE would have turned into a Trans lesbian unicorn, but here we are. Who knows what new form he'll obtain in the next decade.

 

Get out the cake and break out 10 pickle candles, we need to celebrate.

 

Here's to 10 years that Chris has given us. As I said on the other forum, here's to all the content Chris has given us while never really changing despite all the trolling and the death of Bob.

 

I saw that crayon drawing of him banging 3 chicks at once and I was like this guy is straight AF

 

Here's to 10 more years of this wild ride!

 

10 years and he still isnt dead

the world truly is an unfair place

 

From that Something Awful thread:

'I agree that this guy is beyond confusingly insane, and quite possibly will end up in jail after attacking someone someday.'

What a prediction.

 

FTFY.

 

I have my glass out, cheers!

 

I'd forgotten all about that.

 

In ten years, Chris has sort of learned to ignore trolling.

 

Ten years already? Jesus, the Chris-Chan ride never ends

 

Patience dear sir. The time will come when chris will get his just due.

 

We've been waiting like a Cleveland Browns fan for chris to grow up/get his karmic retribution. And like the Browns, chris keeps disappointing us.

 

I wonder if Chris will leave the dome actually make a real friend before 20th anniversary.

 

Chris has changed a small amount less than a sit come does in a decade, my word.

Here's to 10 more. Much love to my fellow Christroians.

 

To think, none of this......Absolutely NONE......would be possible if Chris had just had the foresight and maturity (snicker) to just ignore his ED page until the EDiots would eventually discover a new lolcow to mock....

 

10 years, and still no cure for cancer.