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Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Jul 19, 2017.

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What is Hirtes?

  1. A-log the 2nd

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  2. Grumpy old man in residential home

    13 vote(s)
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  3. Chris's worst enemy

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  4. Rektbylife

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  5. Bernie Madoff's digital cousin

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  6. ButtHurts

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  7. Forget Anthony Logatto, Hirtes is the real deal!

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  8. Doing the Godbear's work

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  9. Chris is going to do something dangerously violent to people, forget the polls!

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  1. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    ah, the same 'I have health problems' disease Brett Keane has...
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Oct 25, 2017
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    Aesthetic, Oct 25, 2017
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  3. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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  4. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Okay, I know about Shadman. He's a furry artist on FA who takes any sort of commissions. ANY sort of commission. And FA is full of fucking degenerates that make chris seem like a choir boy.

    And if chris is taking a likeing to babyfur art then he's getting into a really vague area. it is pedophilia porn (and Hebephilia and the other splitting hairs definitions) but its not real people but its still disgusting as fuck. A ceci n'est pas une pipe argument.
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Oct 26, 2017
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  5. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    "They're all spergs there" -M. J. Hirtes.
    something something pot, something something kettle, something something black.
     
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    Princess Celestia, Oct 26, 2017
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  6. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Well he's not wrong
     
    Uncle Frank, Oct 26, 2017
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  7. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    I'm starting to think that Koala guy was Hirtes: https://kiwifarms.net/members/autistoclolcow.16688/
    His last activity was sperging about Trump in the Trump salt thread and his first posts were in the Hirtes thread, he stopped having activity 6 weeks ago as well. He also made threads on right wing stuff under his Chipmunk account. He was using a VPN to appear outside of the US and always capitalizes certain words in his sentences. Some people think he's another person but these traits say otherwise.
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    Janker, Oct 26, 2017
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  8. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    ^Yeah, that guy is probably Hirtes. That said, back when I lived in Alberta I used to use a proxy so that I could access American Netflix and didn't think much of it until I got questions from mods saying things like "You say you're from Alberta, but your IP says you live in Seattle. Who are you really?"
     
    TheVoid, Oct 26, 2017
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  9. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Oct 26, 2017
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  10. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Oct 26, 2017
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  11. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    upload_2017-10-26_23-54-20.png is the perfect description of Hirtes
     
    Uncle Frank, Oct 26, 2017
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  12. TheVoid

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    Well, it's nice that Hirtes found a friend, more than I can say.
     
    TheVoid, Oct 26, 2017
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  13. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Maybe one of his alts just became self aware.
     
    Princess Celestia, Oct 26, 2017
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    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    He's on disability right? Maybe the disability is multiple personality disorder.
     
    TheVoid, Oct 26, 2017
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  15. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Oooof, FFS, Jimmy_BTG is the Lefou to Hirtes' Gaston.

    It's just as autistic as you're imagining...
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Oct 26, 2017
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    I'm not sure who Jimmy is but I know that Hirtes actually does have somewhat of a posse with that Sharpensteen kid that hangs around him.
     
    Aesthetic, Oct 27, 2017
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  17. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    That is the funniest thing I've heard all week!
     
    QuiltGuilt, Oct 27, 2017
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  18. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Insane Hirtes Posse
     
    Uncle Frank, Oct 27, 2017
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  19. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Oct 27, 2017
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  20. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Hirtes came to troll and ends up getting trolled. Sad.
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Oct 27, 2017
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