Random Philth: Map and road sign addition.

Since the vast majority of Phil's activity is now related to maps or road signs, I thought I would make a thread for discussing all the otherwise unimportant art. Let me kick it off with an oldie but goodie.

 

You know the potato is crazy when CALIFORNIA is not liberal enough for his tastes

 

Fads and faux identities may come and go, but the map fixation is forever.

 

I wonder if Phil knows that same system allowed the state of Massachusetts to become the sixth jurisdiction in the world to allow gay marriage?

 

Phil has some autism niche in maps, but his history is incorrect to South Africa, this doesn't shock me though, while it's a complex issue it's no shock he just jumps on the well some white people were rich and the only worse thing then a white male is a rich white male.

 

Let me stop you right there.

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But seriously, even though ADF likes to fixate on maps, knowledge of the world is severely lacking. This is someone who thinks all of Latin America is like Mexico as it appears in Saturday morning cartoons, and that Jack In The Box tacos are authentic "LatinX" food.

 

wew lad

 

Phillip "Geography Genius" DeLici

 

Glbt?

 

I'm guessing a dyslexic attempt at : LGBT.

Also I wonder in his circles loving the extremism stuff, how does Phil feel about something like BLMs idea of an enthostate? We know he loves being separate from blacks or other minorities.

 

Well, Phil doesn't make a secret of his communist beliefs and Marxist Leninist communist traditionally split territory along racial lines then deport or exterminate anyone who doesn't conform to those lines. So I think Phil would actually think an ethnic state would be a dandy idea as long as its explained to him by another left extremist. If a conservative wants it, its apartheid.

 

Sadly sounds about right. But, if some how there was a split, you know he'd jump right back to team white people.

 

Seems like as good a time as any to talk about his magnum opus, Australatina. Seen here with its longest highway.

 

Gloocester? I thought he was into latino culture, not english culture

 

There could be a "Gloocester" in New Jersey, the state ADF used to live in. Australatina is sort of a mishmash ADF's life and fake identities.

edit: yep

 

Really nothing about Australatina makes any sense. Its still majority (or minority he goes back and forth) Hispanic even though the Dutch kicked the Spanish out in the 1660 and ruled there until 1947. It should be really freakin dutch. The country has extensive desserts and hot climate despite being where the Titanic sank. America's been sorta cool with it existing and even sells them weapons despite it being communist and creating no fly zones.

speaking of which,

 

fun fact: Phil thinks he's a genius.

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Also despite the unnatural shape, Phil envisions Australatina to be roughly the size of Libya or Iran. If it were real, it would mess up the ocean currents.

 

The tism in me wants to know when Phil drew this, the s400s like, literally weeks ago just went on sale. China and Turkey are the first two to snag it, a few other potentials.

Russia would not be donating it's top end gear. I'm guessing he heard s400 on the news so put it in there, it's much more realistic his nation would get left over 200s or maybe 300s.

 

Fun fact Australatina still uses Mauser 98s alongside FN-FALs, M16s, a domestic sniper rifle, and not one but two domestic assault rifles. So Militarily they don't make much sense.

 

FTFY