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Most consecutive days wearing the same shirt?

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Sonichu, Oct 20, 2017.

  1. Sonichu

    Sonichu You don't have to tell me twice!

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    So while re-watching some Asperchu saga videos I noticed (as I'm sure many of us do) Chris' obvious lack of hygiene. Appearing on video in the same shirt from Jan.12 - Jan.15.

    So this begs the question. Given the dangerous combination of bad hygiene, unique wardrobe, and extensive documentation of Chris' daily life do we know Chris' "shirt record"? The longest he's gone wearing the same shirt?

    A cursory examination leads me to believe it could be Nov.15-19 2015 where Chris appeared wearing the Happy Hag in 4 videos over the 5 days.
     
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  2. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Considering his living conditions and health choices, I'd be surprised if chris DIDN'T have skin problems.
     
  3. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    I'm always amused by the (apparently) American opinion that a piece of clothing shouldn't be worn for more than a day.
    But anyway, iirc the wiki speculated that Chris had specific "recording clothes" that he only wore for recordings.
     
  4. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    I always thought we Americans did it because we become smelly really fast.

    I honestly hope that's the case, because not only does that make Chris a bit more hygienic in my mind (key words being 'a bit more'), but it also suggests some planning skills. Not complex planning skills, but it's something.
     
  5. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    I could actually see him having done that pre-tomgirl. Despite his repulsive hygiene in general, he was always clean-shaven
     
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  6. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    A lot of times fat people groom themselves in certain ways while ignoring others. Chris generally looks disheveled and greasy and likely smells like ass but he shaved every day or groomed that whack goatee he had. Ironically his five o clock shadow seems a lot more pronounced since his “transition”.
     
  7. Trefoil Knot

    Trefoil Knot < x,y | x² = y³ >

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    Well... okay I'll bite. This is going to drip with autism, but I feel like I have some insight here: This question is really gross and I'll try to explain why without talking about gross stuff.

    As a chunky style guy who physically has a lot more in common with Chris than I should to my great shame (though I at least actually have some musculature) who lives south of the Mason Dixon line here in 'Mericaland... By God do I get sweaty sometimes.

    I know Chris doesn't do this, but I went for a leisurely stroll this afternoon (about 5 and a half miles) and when I got back, the T shirt I was wearing was rank and unpleasantly wet. This is however pretty comparable to sitting in a hot building all day (and the air circulation at 14 BC with all the hoard is probably terrible).

    Look, I have an office job and sometimes I have to take 2 or 3 showers a day during the hottest month of the summer. Granted, I'm probably over compensating because I have a phobia about stinking in public. When I actually worked for a living, I had to change clothes twice a day in the hottest seasons because I just reeked.

    All this to say, I know better than most what kind of BO someone like Chris can have if he doesn't take care of himself. When you're a big fella, you have got to try harder than other people to not be smelly. One of the biggest benefits to my weight loss is I have a much easier time keeping myself smelling nice now.

    Now, I said all that to say this:

    During the hottest part of summer, assuming he bathes regularly, there's no clothes Chris can wear besides heavy, looser fitting garments like blue jeans for more than one day that won't reek after a day. He could wear a pair of relaxed fit jeans 3, maybe 4 days and be okay. Now if he wears an undershirt/underlayer and doesn't exert himself much (and changes his undergarments daily), he could get away with wearing some garments 2 days in a row and not be gross. Again, this assumes regular bathing; if he doesn't do that he will just reek no matter how often he changes his clothes.

    In spring or fall, he could probably comfortably wear most anything 2 days in a row and not be nasty, again assuming he bathes regularly and changes his undergarments. A pair of jeans he could wear 4-5 days probably.

    In winter when it's cold enough to need at least a jacket, yeah he could go 3 days most of the time and be okay. If he cared at all, he'd feel pretty scuzzy on day 3 but he wouldn't be nasty yet. Again, assuming he changes undergarments and bathes regularly.

    Now I put all that out there to point out a couple of things:
    • We know he doesn't bathe very often.
    • Chris wears skin tight garments that are far too small for him constantly, so not only do the clothes have no room to breathe, it's doubtful he's wearing an underlayer.
    Now I said all that to say this: If it's more than one day in a row he's wearing these things, they reek and he reeks. In fact even if he puts the clothes on clean, they will not stay smelling very nice on someone with his body type who hasn't bathed in the last 24 hours. At the end of one day, under these conditions, I promise you his clothes are soiled, maybe only lightly so, but soiled.

    If he's just putting them on for an hour a day or something like that just to shoot videos, he's fine to keep doing that for many days in a row.
     
  8. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Some people speculate, myself included, that Chris changes into "clean" clothes for his videos though if this were the case Chris would just change back into the clothes he was wearing. What I mean to say is we can't really use his videos a basis for his shirt record, that said, we all know Chris pretty well and there's nothing Chris likes more then to obsess over needless details. In the comics, barring a few exceptions, Chris always wheres The Classic; its conceivable that in order to gain a more symbiotic relationship with his comic character Chris feels compelled to wear The Classic at the cost of hygiene. The only time I think Chris would change shirts was not because of the smell, he lived in the hoard after all, but when they got so grungy that they were unconformable to wear. So if I had to guess I'd say up to three weeks, but that would have to be in the winter time.
     
  9. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    I think the piece of clothing he's worn for the longest stretch of time is that ugly blue tank top from his return in 2015 onwards.
     
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  10. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    I think the piece of clothing he's worn for the longest stretch of time is his DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS!!!
     
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  11. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    If the shirt fits
     
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