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Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Jul 19, 2017.

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What is Hirtes?

  1. A-log the 2nd

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    7.1%
  2. Grumpy old man in residential home

    13 vote(s)
    46.4%
  3. Chris's worst enemy

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  4. Rektbylife

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  5. Bernie Madoff's digital cousin

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  6. ButtHurts

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    10.7%
  7. Forget Anthony Logatto, Hirtes is the real deal!

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%
  8. Doing the Godbear's work

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  9. Chris is going to do something dangerously violent to people, forget the polls!

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  1. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    I was scratching my head at that too. What has Chris done besides derping around in his horn and pony shit where he's trying to be a "big shot"? If derping around in pony regalia means you wanna be a big shot, then there's dozens upon dozens of Bronies who fit that bill.
     
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  2. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    Which, by nature, kinda negates the whole 'dying fandom' thing, by the sounds of it.
     
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  3. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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  4. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    I think he's a bit jealous of Chris.
     
  5. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    >He likes Fallout 3

    :story:
     
  6. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    What if Hirtes was a Synth all along?
     
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  7. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    He's ripe for a recall then.
     
  8. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    I can't get over how he thinks the Kiwi Farms are 'asskissers'. I mean, like... what? I mean, I *know* why he thinks that, but... Meh. I've never been very fluent in retard.
     
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  9. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    If you don't burst a blood vessel every day reeeing over Chris then you're an enabling ass kisser

    this is the future liberals want
     
  10. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    I've noticed how that reasoning doesn't include those who have never heard of Chris. I love how well thought-out his reasoning actually is, it's beautiful I tells yeh.
     
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  11. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    More gems from Hirtistory:
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    Buttblasted about Dragoneer banning him for scamming people:
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  12. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Damn it Hirtes don't make Fallout uncool.

    Although its no surprise an unemployed man would like something with countless hours of replayability.
     
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  13. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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  14. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    I get the feeling Hirtes is one of these old folks who plays FPS on the easiest mode possible and still needs cheat codes.
     
  15. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    lol those ratings
     
  16. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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  17. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    See, this is just being a straight up douchey bully just to be a douchey bully, absolutely no context or any kind of humor involved, no finesse, just "HUR DUR, CHRIS IS A PIECE OF SHIT! LOLZ, TROLL'D!"
     
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  18. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    I think this sums up everything. MLP actress tweets something innocent, Chris tries to get dat china and Hirtes screeches autistically somewhere over the horizon, hoping it's loud enough to garner Chris' attention.
     
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  19. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    If Chris is the 'mistake of God', then what does that make Hirtes, since he's more pathetic in comparison, just objectively speaking?
     
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  20. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    The thing is, Chris wasn't even trying to be creepy or his usual derpy self in trying to get China. Honestly, to me, this reads as:

    MLP Voice Actress: I'm trying very hard to obtain my goals...

    Chris: It'll definitely happen, just keep at it....

    Hirtes: HUR DUR! CHRIS IS A MISTAKE FROM GOD! LOLZ! TROLL'D!
     
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